iwouldbemerry
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Somewhere (Over the Rainbow/Only We Know) by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Oz - L. Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Real Person Fiction
15 May 2024
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A shocking interview with one of the greatest cinematic talents and womens' rights activists of the century reveals unbelievable truths about her regular 'sabbaticals' you'd never have guessed.
Read the full transcript of this never before released article here!
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Sith's Haunted by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 May 2024
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The young woman rolled off of Fox and crashed to the floor, the fine red fabric of her dress pooling on the floor like a puddle of blood. She sat up shakily, which should not have been possible after channelling or blocking that stormfront of Force LIghtning, and looked over at the corpse of the Sith Lord.
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- Part 1 of Sith Insert AUs
- Part 2 of Self Insert Fantasies
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We Are The Music Makers by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
29 Dec 2022
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Mr. Wonka was busily making magic when the Visitor crashed through the haunted tunnel and into the Chocolate Room.
Funny, but it was somehow only amusing to unsettle other people. He didn't quite expect it himself.
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- Part 1 of Self Insert Fantasies
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What's This? by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Original Work, 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime), デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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I imagine I'd be similarly baffled and delighted if I was randomly transported to a fantasy world (before I started panicking about logistics, obvi).
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- Part 7 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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As always, I was listening to the source/inspo song and was suddenly struck with how similar the energies are - it must hurt to know that the people protecting your city from murderers are mostly teenagers, and you can't keep them safe from it even if you know who they were/could help because you can't even keep yourself safe, living in a hungry city like Gotham.
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- Part 6 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, World of Warcraft, デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime), 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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... they'll run with everything they've got.
Hypothetically, if you were drop-kicked into a fantasy world and needed to make a living with no applicable skills other than getting songs stuck in your head, you'd probably want a head start rewriting your favorites to better suit your surroundings, right?
Right.
The majority of these started out inspired by Dragon Age, but some of them suit the general swords & sorcery vibe with little to no adjustment. After a while, I guess this just became the general filk hosting ground? Oops.
If you rewrite any of these, SING any of these, or are inspired to create similarly-themed fantasy or any fun filk, please link me, I'd love to listen!!
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Missing Scenes (mostly canon) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Dec 2017
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Self Insert Fantasies by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
15 May 2024
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Sith Insert AUs by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 May 2024
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You ever get tired of writing normal Star Wars inserts/OCs? You ever just decide to go apeSith??
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Thedas, slightly to the left by Systlin
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Dragon Age - All Media Types
15 Jan 2026
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I have no excuse for this except terminal Silm brainrot and a desire to see Thedas encounter 7 foot tall elves built like brick walls. Anyway. I'm inflicting the House of Finwe upon Thedas.
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- Part 2 of Noldoenda
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- English
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- 30/?
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
09 Jun 2026
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Divorce Capital of Beleriand by lissomelace
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Apr 2026
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Maedhros officiates a routine divorce between two elves who have decided they no longer wish to be married.
Maglor is appalled. Fingon is delighted.
Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
09 Jun 2026
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above, and beyond, and below by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Nov 2021
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Reborn as Su She, there are several things this transmigrator thinks he may have a shot in the dark at making better, if not fixing.
He hadn’t realized, though, just how much could fit into the life of one seemingly nonessential character.- Language:
- English
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- 9/?
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
07 Jun 2026
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Stop Asking About the Budgets Unless You Want a Four Hour Finance Lecture by SleepySsnail for Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2026
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The quarterly peak lord meeting had a tendency to go one of two ways. Either things were done efficiently and quickly with minimal pain and suffering, or things went to hell in a hen basket before lunchtime. One answer from Shang Qinghua could send the meeting down either route.
Or: Shang Qinghua is done being pestered about things he can't and won't control, and tells it how it is. This may or may not intrigue some peak lords more than others.
Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
07 Jun 2026
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“You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”
For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.
Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.
“You killed my husband?!”
Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
07 Jun 2026