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    Luca’s being bear-hugged by Rozanov from behind, so much so that his weight is nearly entirely supported by the man, his toes barely touching the ground. Luca’s laughing, the noise resembling something more of a giggle, as Rozanov peppers kisses on the side of his neck, then ears, nipping at the skin. “Hey,” he’s grumbling, a smile evident in his voice.

    And Hollander. He’s off to the side, pausing from whatever task he’s doing to watch them. There’s nothing near shock, disgust. The sheer amount of adoration in his eyes is something they’ve only seen reserved for Rozanov— and.

    And LaPointe blinks, steps back so slowly he won’t make any noise, turns around, and leaves.

     

    or: 5 times someone suspects that something’s going on between Luca and his Captains + 1 time it’s confirmed

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    14 Jul 2026

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    People joined yachting crews for the money and travel. People joined Below Deck because, in Shane’s case, they made regrettable decisions. However, there was one bright side to this reality TV show mess—the chef.

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    Shane and Ilya join the crew of Bravo’s Below Deck and are really gay about it

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    “Wha’ happened?” Shane mumbles.

    Ilya presses the call button for the nurse. “You took a bad hit during the game. We are at hospital.”

    Shane frowns. “What game?” he asks, and then, “Who are you?”

    Ilya blinks back the panic rising in his throat. “Shane, what the fuck? Is me. Ilya.”

    Shane is still frowning. “Rozanov?” he asks, and suddenly, like he’s had a premonition, Ilya knows what Shane is going to say next. Knows from the furrow between his brows and the hunch in his shoulders and the hands that are very conspicuously not reaching for him.

    “Rozanov,” Shane says again. “What the fuck are you doing here?”

    So this is what it feels like for your heart to break.

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    Or: In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit during a game and wakes up with no memory of the last twelve years of his life.

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    Shane Hollander starts receiving anonymous gifts at his desk.

    Ilya Rozanov, his husband, takes the investigation a little too seriously.

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  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Shane confesses he might like to try some role play, and Ilya takes initiative to become the world's worst plumber for the day.

    Mr. Landlord has a kitchen sink that isn't draining, Ilya has a plunger and a toolbox he doesn't know what to do with, and something else ends up getting drained instead.

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    09 Jul 2026

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