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poetry and microfiction
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i tore my blorbo in half
(Jon comes back. Martin does not.)
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Two deleted scenes and two realisations.
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Jane Prentiss: wait lemme guess
Jane Prentiss: the stuff that sings to u is spiders
spider-woman: sort of its more like metaphorical spiders
spider-woman: its all in the rules that i wrote for this exact purpose but nobody reads them
judepetty: Annabelle do we have to go thru this every single time someone joins
Jane Prentiss: OHHHH ok i get it now
Jane Prentiss: so like theres 14
Jane Prentiss: ill memorise this shit with an acronym i did this all the time in primary
Jane Prentiss: no biggie
Jane Prentiss: what i REALLY need is to come up with the worlds best fuckin nickname you have ever fuckin seen
Jane Prentiss: give me a mo.
spider-woman: take your time sweetie
judepetty: There’s no way you’re beating mine. Bye.The Avatars are in a group chat.
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A Vigil in Blue and Silver by AxiumCrisis
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ!| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
19 Oct 2025
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"Kanade, I bought you something."
"Huh?"
"A toy duck."
"Ah... I think I used to play with one of those during baths when I was little..."
"Should we look at it together?"
"We're... already looking at it?"
"Then, will you take a bath with me?"When a collapse sparks a terror in Mafuyu that words can't express, she speaks instead through relentless, physical fluff.
(tl;dr mafuyu is touch-starved and kanade is the densest dumb dumb to ever exist)Series
- Part 4 of Nightcord at reasonable times of the day
Bookmarked by jazzically
31 May 2026
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IM SCREECHING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHH MY GODDD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. the HAND HOLDING OH MY GOD MAFUYU UGHJOHIGUHJ KANADE I CANT FORM WORDS
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Say You Love Me (Learn to Lie) by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2022
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It shouldn’t have been surprising to learn that Martin hated him. He had been, he knew, a truly terrible boss - he’d treated Martin horribly, caused him to lose his home, nearly gotten him killed. Really, it had been ridiculous to ever think that Martin wouldn’t hate him.
Still, Jon had been trying, in his own way, to make it up to him. There wasn’t exactly a card at the drugstore that said, “I’m sorry I berated you for six months and caused you to nearly be eaten by a swarm of worms of potentially supernatural origin,” but he’d been trying. He brought Martin breakfast every morning, made sure the breakroom cabinets were stocked with his favorite blends of tea, and had tried to work some genuine praise into his feedback of Martin’s work. None of it was the direct apology that his conscience told him he really ought to give, but Martin had appreciated it. Or seemed to, anyway.
Jon wasn’t certain what motivated the decision he made next - whether it was guilt or spite or something else. He could, he knew, be quite petty when the situation called for it. Either way, he made up his mind then and there to prove Martin wrong. He was going to be the best fake boyfriend he could be.
A Fake Dating AU!
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Bookmarked by jazzically
05 Jun 2025
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oh my fucking god this was so fucking good this is gonna stay with me FOREVER. cant believe i didnt bookmark this what was i thinking. i was probably in shock. best jmart fake dating fic ever. nicely wrapped up too
martin tells his mother in a moment of defiance that he is bringing a boyfriend to his cousin's wedding. fake dating ensues :)
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“Do you know much about cataloguing?” Jon asks, a little out of breath from the stairs.
Martin, mid-trolley, rolls his eyes. The gesture he makes at the shelves around him is only emphasised by the book he’s holding.
“What exactly do you think I do here, other than sit around and wait for angry patrons to yell at me?”
“Think of what you’re going to yell back?” Jon says, and Martin’s mouth twitches into a smile.
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Asking the very important question: what if Jon and Martin had a gentle archives/library romance, and kept running into tropes? What if there was mutual pining involved? Only one bed? Fake dating? Hurt/comfort? Or perhaps, a soft and happy ending?
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Bookmarked by jazzically
06 Jun 2025
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WHAT DO U MEAN THERES NO MORE CHAPTERS 💔💔💔 I LOVED THIS SO FRICKING MUCH OMG. jmart jmart jmart, my love. wonderfully MASTERFULLY written despite the "one-trick pony" the author claims they are (lie)
fuck💔. me when they basically start dating without SAYING ITtap back of hand to signal fake dating cover
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For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed by greevianguy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 May 2022
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"Mrrrrow."
Jon jerked out of his reverie and shot a terrified glance around him. In the corner of the courtyard, squeezed between a terracotta pot and a wall, two flashing yellow eyes peered out at him from the darkness.
"Oh," he sighed, deflating with fleeing adrenaline. "You're back."
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Jon saves a stray cat from being trapped at the Institute. It's the least he can do.
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10 Aug 2025
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this fucking broke me what is wrong with you. new martin design headcanon: "His form was uncertain, the edges of him smeared into the background. He looked like a photo of Martin taken out of focus. Not the real, living person—just a fading memory that Jon couldn't quite grasp."
AND BASIRA CHARACTERIZATION OOOOOGGGHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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Hermann is still there tomorrow and the day after and Newton tries to not break his face with the door again.
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19 May 2026
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AAUUUURRRRGGGJHHHGHGHGGGRRH

