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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Sorry for disturbing you, but you look so familiar. Did we take a class together by chance?" Cyno opens confidently, expecting the answer that follows.

    "No....? I don't think we have, you must've mistaken me for someone else."

    Cyno tries to keep the giddy smile from taking over—poorly—so it comes off a bit strained, but he won’t let it ruin the punchline of his masterful pickup line.

    "Damn, I could've sworn we had chemistry."

    Or, Cyno pines after Tighnari and tries to woo him the only way he knows how.

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    26 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Garreth Weasley had, once again, blown up a cauldron. He didn’t think much of the incident until five minutes later, as he was attempting to salvage his now-ruined notes, he heard something strange.
    “Ominis looks good today. Why does he always look good? That bloody collar is unfairly elegant. Who even has cheekbones like that?”

    or: another potion mishaps leaves Garreth with the ability to read minds. As if that weren't enough, he also finds out that Sebastian and Ominis ... may like each other as more than just friends.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”

    “No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”

    In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.

    It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)

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    25 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “This guy at the library said sorry to Flins,” says Sandrone, scoffing and rolling her eyes, “and now the idiot’s convinced that he’s in love with him.”

    “That is an exaggeration,” says Flins.

    “Dude,” says Varka.

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    04 May 2026

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    Alhaitham purses his lips. “What did you say your name was again?”

    “I didn’t,” says Kaveh weakly. He swallows.

    Okay. There are two options here.

    Option A: Tell the truth. Yeah, uh, hi. I’m Kaveh. I’m your roommate. Um. We slept together last night. Hopefully this doesn’t make things weird! Nice to meet you!

    Option B: Run.

    Kaveh is horrified to find out that his one night stand is actually his elusive new roommate.

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    04 May 2026