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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sirius is desperate. He’s desperate to get an Alpha. More specifically, he’s desperate for one specific one: Remus. All he wants is Remus, but he knows, he can’t have him.

    That is, until a proposition. A proposition to help him with his heats.

    How can anyone, ever say no to a lonely, desperate Omega?

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 36

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    Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.

    Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.

    Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.

    It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 19

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    Aziraphale is a food reviewer, Crowley is a chef. Aziraphale's flight is delayed, but he is assured he can still try out Chef Crowley's restaurant. The handsome server charming Aziraphale throughout the meal turns out to be the chef himself. Az finds out Crowley let his staff go home on time and stayed by himself so the other man could make his return flight the next day. They chat, share wine, you know what happens next.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    He'd heard about it before, in whispers from the sort of men who went to gentlemen's clubs and brothels. An act that was pleasurable for the woman, though perhaps debasing for the man. 

    Tom didn't think it could be. 

    It was a hunger that lived deep inside him, and he needed to satisfy it desperately. 

    AKA: Tom wants to go down on Mary. Badly.

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    05 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.

    Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.

    A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.

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    03 Jun 2026