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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 May 2026
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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21 May 2026
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
Bookmarked by just_a_random_XD
05 May 2026
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5 times dave bothered karkat during class + 1 time karkat bothered him
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14 Apr 2026
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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13 Apr 2026
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That Time I Got Reincarnated As My Husband's High School Bully by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 May 2026
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Dave Strider (18, high schooler, stereotypical bully) wakes up one day with memories of being Dave Strider-Vantas (26, god, happily married to a man) and realizes the kid he bullies everyday is basically identical to his former husband.
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24 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
kinda heart breaking and world changing . like it sounds dumb but AURRRRRR OH MY GOODNESS it hit me like a semi truck

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