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[podfic] how to drown by cheshiretears, justaphage, RainScrawl
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
07 Jul 2026
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“Okay, seriously, what is going on with you?” Mira demands. Rumi catches a glimpse of her expression, eyes narrowed, like she’s confused rather than hurt. “This is totally, like, I don’t know, Rumi! This isn’t you. Listen, I get that things are tough, but what the hell is this?”
“It’s—”
“Don’t lie to me, Rumi,” Mira warns. “How are we meant to seal the honmoon if you’re too busy doing...whatever this is? You’re tearing yourself apart. And—what the hell was all of that? Do you seriously expect me to just, I don’t know, ignore all of that? Are you serious?”
She’s going to kill you. You should let her.
“Mira, it’s—”
“Don’t lie to me, Rumi,” Mira hisses out, her confusion turning to hurt; Rumi can see the shift in her eyes, the way she flinches back as soon as the words leave her mouth. “Please. What’s going on with you?”
(or, rumi and mira's conversation goes a little worse and a lot better at the same time)
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Poor Rumi just wanted to tidy up the server while her girlfriend was busy out of town on a shoot.
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- Part 2 of ZoeRumi Ficlet Week
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Rumi finds her when she least expects it. She may have gotten a little over excited.
At least their chauffeur has a good head on his shoulders.
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- Part 1 of ZoeRumi Ficlet Week
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[Podfic] how to get what you want by PhagePods (justaphage)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
25 May 2026
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Ryu Rumi is good at what she knows: managing her aunt's shop, avoiding animal by-products, and keeping her mouth shut around pretty girls.
She's never stopped to consider what might happen when all three of these things collide.
(Five times Rumi tries to act normal around her coworkers, and the one time she doesn't have to.)
Podfic of how to get what you want by lyctors.
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- Part 2 of [podfic] ryu rumi: ice cream scooper
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[Podfic] dearly departed by fullofhope137, kisahawklin, PhagePods (justaphage), Separate_Entity
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 May 2026
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
Podfic of dearly departed by attheborder.
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[podfic] ryu rumi: ice cream scooper by PhagePods (justaphage)
Fandom KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
26 May 2026
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MCU Flash Meme 2016 by DancingDragon42 (justaphage)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Jan 2016
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A Completely Non-Standardized Podficcing Exam by CrimsonMoonn, knuckledusters, LordSmeldingtonTheThird, mari_onpods (mari_onberry), Mistchievous, RainScrawl, ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere), theyarnmaidstale
Fandoms: No Fandom
16 May 2026
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Enter at your own risk.
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Bookmarked by justaphage
16 May 2026
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Training the next generation of hunters by herself wasn’t supposed to be easy—she had no delusions about that. The day she’d been left alone with a child to raise and centuries worth of legacy on her shoulders brought with it a startling clarity. She was responsible for shaping the warriors fated to seal the Honmoon—solely and indubitably—and she had no intention of neglecting that duty.
What she did neglect, however, was to consider a few… puberty related complications.
If they would all just—stop touching each other, this would go a lot smoother.
or: Celine realizes too late that she may be in over her head.
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Bookmarked by justaphage
26 Mar 2026
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Secrets mean that she's still safe. That she hasn't ruined her only chance at fixing herself yet.
So when Rumi begins having less-than-appropriate thoughts about her bandmates, it's just another thing she adds to the shelf.
They were nothing more than intrusive thoughts at first.
Everyone gets those. Who hasn't accidentally imagined their friends in a sexual context at least once? It happens, and she knows it doesn't mean anything. Mira and Zoey are objectively incredibly attractive, it can easily be explained as a completely normal compulsion.
So life goes on. Things are normal, and every now and again Rumi thinks about fucking her friends.
Bookmarked by justaphage
14 Mar 2026
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“The fans are eating up you being a romantic,” Rumi informs her with a smile. “They think it’s cute.”
Mira frowns, pausing her scratching under Derpy's chin (he does not seem to mind. Or notice. Honestly, Mira's not exactly sure if the tiger is even aware that he's alive, sometimes…). “I’m not supposed to be cute. Zoey is cute-”
“Aw, thank you!”
“-you are cute, puppies are cute, Derpy is cute.”
“Mira you’re very, very cute,” Zoey disagrees loudly from where she’s poking at a pot on the stove.
“No, I- ugh. Whatever, not the point. Why did you two say that, anyway, about me being some closet romantic?”
Rumi blinks at her. “Because… you are?”
“I am not- when have you ever seen me fawn over someone opening a door?” Mira scoffs, resuming her ministrations on their fluffy visitor.
“Never, but-”
"So why did you do that? Now people think I'm some swooning idiot."
“Right, no- Mira, I meant that you like to do those things.”
“Duh,” Zoey calls helpfully from the kitchen.In which Mira decides to sweep Rumi and Zoey off their feet, and Rumi and Zoey are too stupid (affectionate) to realize it.
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Bookmarked by justaphage
25 Feb 2026
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Zoey whined as she bared her teeth, rolling her hips against nothing even as she pressed back, squirming, fighting, snapping and growling, and–
"Do not show me your teeth unless you're actually ready to use them."
Zoey froze.
The satin fabric of a business suit pressed roughly against her skin; the sharp weight of an elbow dug into her shoulder; the fist in Zoey's hair gripped tight, a searing, relentless pull.
What she noticed most of all, though, were the fangs.
"Are you done?" Celine's voice was clipped, sharp as a blade and twice as cold, just like her daughter. "Or do you need a firmer hand?"
Just like her daughter, she smelled extra sweet.
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Zoey is a late presenting alpha. Celine has much to teach her.
Bookmarked by justaphage
24 Feb 2026