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    It was supposed to be a rivalry campaign.

    But somehow it spirals into #hollanov becoming the most talked about thing in the world of hockey. Now the NHL must choose: profits or homophobia?

    Vance smiled. It was a cold smile. “The money is green. And right now, the gays, the girls, and the… whatever the hell 'furries' are… possess a lot of green. And they want to give it to us.” He turned back to Crowell. “If we deny this,” Vance said, “we alienate a massive new customer base. We look like out of touch dinosaurs. The stock drops. The revenue dries up. We go back to fighting with the NBA for scraps of the market share."

    A fic where homophobia and corporate greed duke it out, and to no one's surprise, its another victory for capitalism.

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    Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.

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    Cas: I love you
    Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband.

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    Rozanov offers a hand to shake. “A pleasure to meet you.”

    “Likewise,” JJ says evenly as he shakes Rozanov’s god damn hand cordially.

    “Nice to meet you,” Hayden grits out less than politely.

    “Well,” Rozanov drawls, making himself comfortable on one of the loveseats Shane somehow has. He cracks open the single can of Coke. “At least you will not need to hide my body, yes?"

    “You’re on thin ice, Rozanov,” Hayden says gruffly.

    Rozanov ignores him, turning to JJ. “My favourite player is Shane Hollander after all.” He winks, taking a swig of his can.

    They can get along, JJ thinks.

     

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    In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy TA who loves loons just a little too much (and hockey, of course).

    Or, 5 times people learn that Shane's boyfriend is Ilya motherfucking Rozanov. And 1 time someone learns that Montreal Jane is actually a man.

    The direct sequel to Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and lover boy) but can be read as a standalone!

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