AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
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Celebrian Part 2 Rewrite by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 Jul 2025
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Celebrían, the lady of Rivendell, is rescued from her ordeal in the orc warrens. After a period of mourning and healing, she makes a decision that will change the fate of the Elvish sanctuary forever.
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I have made a decision
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After the dissolution of a five-year long relationship, one that she thought would include marriage, Nadine decide to drown her sorrows with her roommate with wine that was meant for her and her now ex-boyfriend and watch some Christmas movies.
But they come across one that's never been seen before, one that promises "a gentle abyss". Nadine starts the movie without realizing it, and the adventure begins...
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- Part 2 of Culture Shock - Stories
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The Burning Bunghole by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
Fandoms: 笑ゥせぇるすまん | The Laughing Salesman (Anime), Beavis and Butt-head, Avatar: The Last Airbender
27 Feb 2025
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Bie Si wants to learn firebending because 1. He likes fire and 2. He wants to kick Da Tou's ass. But the only firebenders in town won't teach him because he's dumber than a bag of rocks.
A squat-looking man Bie Si has never seen before appears, calling himself a salesman, and offers to help Bie Si, completely free of charge...
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In the dark of night, a lion fights a monster.
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Twice Bound - Main Story and One Shots by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell), kenmaxwell
Fandom Original Work
12 Jun 2022
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Astartes can turn renegade for many reasons. This is one of them.
Bookmarked by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
21 May 2026
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Bride of the Monster by sashocirrione
Fandoms: Death Note, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
26 Sep 2011
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Death Note and Cthulhu Mythos crossover. L is not entirely human, and is rapidly becoming less human after a certain event. L sets out to make Light his "bride" by force.
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Bookmarked by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
25 Jan 2026
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Donut, after murdering his roommate in self-defence, is sentenced for life at Valhalla Penitentiary, with a chance of parole in twenty years. However, just surviving long enough for a chance at parole is going to be a challenge. He's trapped with smugglers, blackmailers, conmen and serial killers, after a life of doing nothing more criminal than not looking both ways before crossing the road.
Could be worse, right?
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- Part 1 of Murderer's Row - Prison!AU
Bookmarked by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
05 Aug 2022
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A "What If?" story based on the Bismuth episode. What if the Gems found out Bismuth attacked Rose ahead of time so the forge fight with Steven never happened ... and most importantly, how angry would Pearl be about the whole thing?
Bismuth finds out exactly how angry during an argument after she's placed in a holding cell ...
Bookmarked by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
01 Jul 2022
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Lito helps Nomi make Amanita cum, and it turns into a challenge for the cluster. At least eight orgasms later, and there's a clear winner.
Bookmarked by AngryCryptid (kenmaxwell)
05 Jan 2022