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If March had a nickel for every time Healy had walked in on him with his pants down, he'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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13 Jun 2026
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The time elapsed between Jackson Healy realizing he wanted to fuck Holland March and actually fucking him was about ten seconds.
In Jack’s defense, they were a long ten seconds.
Jack isn’t the usually impulsive one between the two of them, but does it really count as impulsive if the idea has been brewing in the back of his brain for a while but he’s only just now gotten around to identifying it?Bookmarked by kerbubbles
13 Jun 2026
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healy gets an idea after seeing march kneeling below him
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13 Jun 2026
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loving every aspect of you by magicalmagic
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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Doctor Ivo Robotnik could have had any position on the spaceship ARK. From the head of engineering to a robotics technician, if it was him applying they would have pissed their pants to have him join. But there was only one job he wanted, that had a single position onboard.
Expendable.
The invention of the human printing machine was revolutionary, so far beyond its time it caused panic and debates and ultimately ended up being banned on earth. Something something morality something something souls, what makes a person a person blah blah blah. Ivo didn’t care about that. At fifty-five years old, he only cared about one thing: cheating death. To grow his legacy and continue his work for as long as humans survived on the new planet Jotemheim.
No one wanted to be an Expendable. It meant doing the most dangerous jobs, taking all the risks and dying only to be reprinted. It was unnatural, strange, even inhuman. But Ivo saw potential where others saw warning signs. Ivo is going to live forever.
A mission on an ice planet goes sideways, leading to two Ivos existing at the same time. Shenanigans, sex, and a story for the ages ensues.
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12 Jun 2026
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In the early afternoon, he finally hears the bedroom door click open, and footsteps padding down the hall.
"Thank God you're finally awake," Holland says, still hunched over the paper. "Jack, baby, they got me fucking stumped, they're making up new words. What's an eight-letter synonym for life, starting with a V?"
There's no reply. Healy can usually think of at least one thing to throw out, even if it doesn't fit. The silence goes on for a beat too long, and Holland didn't hear him move to the kitchen. He turns around —
— and it's Healy, standing there, it's definitely Healy, but it's a Healy who looks like he's in his fucking twenties.
His face is completely unlined — his hair is dark, not a speck of gray — and he's staring right back at Holland.
"Um." Holland's at a complete loss. "Hi."
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12 Jun 2026
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March has some frustrating tendencies, and Healy tries to take him down a few notches
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12 Jun 2026
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everywhere I go I keep his picture in my wallet by aiidoneus
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
05 Jun 2026
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Healy keeps a picture of March in his wallet. March finds out and reacts about how you'd expect.
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12 Jun 2026
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Holland March was, hands down, the most sexually versatile person Jackson Healy had ever met, but it was the soft, gentle, tender moments that truly set his heart on fire.
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12 Jun 2026
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Holland March has a proven plan of attack for when he wants to get truly, thoroughly fucked by Jackson Healy. It’s simple, effective, and plays to his strengths. It goes like this:
Step one: wind him up.
Step two: watch him go.
(In other words: 5k words of smut in which March is a bit of a brat, Healy is a little mean, and they are both so into it.)
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- Part 2 of they're not that nice
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12 Jun 2026
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Part of him reckons they're here to buy something to use on him too, which makes him breathe faster, feeling much like an animal caught in a hunting trap, watching it's incoming demise. He blinks and he's managed to stumble outside, shakily lighting up a cigarette. Maybe Healy was right, but he doesn't want to stay around to find out, even now that he's stopped feeling like he's being held at gunpoint.
He can't stand seeing the sign, shivering despite the relatively warm weather. Healy is making his way back towards him, box in hand. He looks slightly sheepish, and Holland bitterly hopes so for plunging him into that with no prior warning.
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12 Jun 2026
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your honor, i made lars hump a pillow
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- Part 1 of firsts
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09 Jun 2026
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For A Minute There, I Lost Myself by sundaychurch
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
06 Jun 2026
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Lars has to be okay with maybe losing something. That’s what the entire basis of life is. Finding something. Having it. Losing it.
He can have it now. Right now, he has this. He’s had this for a long time. He doesn’t want it to end for a long time. It will. Just because it will, doesn’t mean he can’t know it at all.
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08 Jun 2026
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"Oh my god!" March squeaked, suddenly sitting up straight. "Oh my god, Healy— you're hard!"
Healy wanted to disappear. Or punch March in the face. Or both.
aka: Holland March is a huge tease and has to deal with the consequences. (He doesn't mind.)
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08 Jun 2026
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Holland March isn't in denial. He knows he likes men, okay? And he's fine with it, really, he is. Even if he doesn't exactly act on it that often.
But being attracted to Jackson fucking Healy? His business partner, housemate, and—let's face it—best friend, who's nearly two decades older than him? The ex-bruiser who was already kind of fat before he went and broke his leg and gained like thirty more pounds on top of it?
And what does it say about March that he wants Healy even more now?
Yeah, he thinks it's understandable to have a bit of a crisis about that.
(In other words: Holland "I didn't know I was into that" March learns several things about himself when he accepts that he wants to fuck that old man.)
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- Part 1 of they're not that nice
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06 Jun 2026
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“Shut up,” Healy muttered; he placed the hand not gripping March’s jacket over his mouth and pressed him up against the wall.
And- oh. March’s pants were suddenly tighter than they had been earlier.
March and Healy get stuck in a closet in the middle of a case, and March quickly learns just how much he likes Healy pushing him around.Bookmarked by kerbubbles
06 Jun 2026
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March had his palm read once, years back, by a hack psychic in a gaudy tent at some old timey carnival Holly had begged to go to. She'd taken one look at his craggy hands – two fingers bandaged at the time - and told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he didn't slow down, boy, he was gonna hurt himself. He tipped her very badly.
Suffice to say, he did not often have the appearance of a man in control of his own destiny.
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06 Jun 2026
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in the garden of eden by fadeawayradiate
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Bloodymary - Fandom
03 Jun 2026
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Eridians have recreated more of Earth than Grace could have imagined. Waves, trees, flowers — Grace is grateful for all of it. Simon feels the same, even if he doesn’t say as much. Grace can tell from how curious Simon has become.
Answering his questions about plant life was a breakthrough for their relationship. So, as long as Simon wants to know something, Grace is willing to teach him about it. It's just that giving a lesson on this particular flower isn't quite like what Grace is used to teaching about. After all, it's not like he'd have ever brought up marijuana in the classroom.
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05 Jun 2026
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It started out purely out of scientific curiosity. The staring, that is.
The mutations Simon endured, the teeth, the tongue, the extra bones, the scars on top of his radiation poisoning, the blood- it was all so fascinating, and Grace would always be a scientist by heart.
As they got to know each other over the weeks on Erid, it occurred to him that the staring might be strange, and he should probably stop. Simon would squirm when Grace stared too long, and ended up looking at him in turn until Grace got the hint and focused on something else. Above all else, he did not want to make Simon uncomfortable.
It was hard to keep this promise to himself however, because as soon as he'd first seen Simon in his harness framing his broad shoulders and firm, muscled chest, he knew he was a goner.
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05 Jun 2026
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Dead Hearts by higrace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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Grace was a chemistry guy: his world was provable and predictable. Every quantum physicist that Grace knew had a wild-eyed, pulling-my-hair-out kind of energy, so it felt like a very bad sign that the most grounded explanation for Simon's presence here might be "wormholes."
Grace knocked his glasses off his nose to scrub his eyes, leaving them dangling from one ear. Talking to Simon had given him more questions than answers. What else could he observe about the man? What were the objective facts?
He picked up his marker and wrote:
-Handsome
Really, Grace?
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05 Jun 2026
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The patron saints of one way trips are hilariously terrible at kissing (among other things) by Idk_im_just_here_now
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
06 May 2026
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Simon has rarely experienced human contact that wasn't aggressive in some manner. Grace hasn't experienced human contact in a very long time, and the last time he did, it was also aggressive.
So what do they do when they give each other something gentle?
(AKA: mom says it's my turn to use the gay sex laser on my blorbos and i've been waiting for five years to get my hands on this gun
OR: I had a very specific idea of how Grace and Simon might be intimate, if they were to be, so I wrote it out and accidentally dropped this bomb)
Might randomly add new chapters whenever i feel like it idk
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03 Jun 2026