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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: Are you waiting for my plane to leave, Hollander?
    Jane: No
    Ilya: So we leave the cottage and you don't want to be honest anymore?
    Jane: Ok fine. I am. Is that silly?
    Ilya: No. I am taking photos of birds just to have something to talk to you about.
    Jane: You can always talk to me
    Jane: And you can always be honest with me. We should probably try to keep that cottage honesty thing going as long as we can?
    Ilya: Ok

    Or: It's 2017, and Shane and Ilya need to figure out how to be long-distance boyfriends. Most of the time all they can do is text each other.

    (Fics in the series are standalone stories that share loose connections and references.)

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    09 May 2026

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    hollanov fics but we talk about bottom prep a bunch <3 yay <3

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Both Montreal's and Boston's team captains' face a head on collision on the ice, knocking them both out cold.

    Cue worried teammates, incredibly strong pain meds, a shared hospital room, very confused Hollander parents and loose-tongued confessions.

     

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    Shane and Ilya end up doped up on pain meds in the same hospital room...

    The Hollanders find out some things.

     

    (An alternative way of Yuna and David finding out)

    With a bonus of Hayden and Jackie finding out too! ;)

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Basically,

    Ilya & Shane have a bet. Whoever's team wins, wins. If Ilya wins, Shane gets a train ran on him. If Shane wins, Ilya can't call him boring for a week.

    You already know who wins.

     

    TLDR; Shane gets fucked by almost everyone he knows in hockey

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    23 Mar 2026