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June, 2003. Forks, Oregon. School has just been let out, crime rates are higher, and ex-vampire hunter Charlie Swan’s biggest worry is his bad knee, the leak in his basement, and his headstrong fourteen-year-old daughter. But everything changes when a family of vampires moves into his town, and a body mutilated beyond comprehension is found not long after. It begins to become difficult to give the so-called vegetarians the benefit of the doubt as bodies begin to pile up, and Charlie’s issues increase. Namely, a fearful town eager to point fingers, a pack of angry werewolves, and the unnamed thing between him and the handsome Doctor Cullen…
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Let me break it down till I force the issue by kitchenfork
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
06 May 2026
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"The living room curtain was opened partially, and the room was blue.
Chris was asleep, unaware.
She didn’t want to work herself up too hard about the consequences of what she had just done. The uncertainty of her future, and what it meant as a woman to divorce her husband. It was more common these days, she knew. But it didn’t make it any less of a taboo. She wished she felt some sort of satisfaction. She had done it; she was out. All she had to do was start the car and leave and she was free.
She felt empty, chewed up, and spat back out; the scud on the bottom of someone’s shoe.
I want my brothers, Pony thought to herself.
Pony slipped Chris' sunglasses over her eyes and jammed the keys into the ignition, the car roaring to life with an anguished cry. She peeled out of the driveway, tires squealing, and, without a glance back, barreled down the street towards home"
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Ponygirl Curtis was never cut out to be a housewife, and when Chris takes things too far, she does the impossible and leaves. But sometimes it's more difficult to leave than stay.
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- Part 1 of female ponygirl curtis stories
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I Stay Away by kitchenfork
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
19 Jul 2025
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"And then, he looked up from where the Boss lay and saw Steve Randle standing over him, hot and sweaty. He clutched his side, shirt staining red. Then Steve's head snapped over to him, and Ponyboy didn't know if he had ever seen Steve so mad before.
"'You ,' he spat venomously. His finger jutted out. "Where the hell’ve you been?!"
Ponyboy's mouth dropped open. He pushed himself up on his good arm. 'You can't be serious! I just saved your life! A thank you would be nice!'
'You don't get it!' Steve stepped forward so that he was towering over him. Ponyboy did his best to seem as defiant as possible, meeting his wild gaze. "Three months, Ponyboy. You have been gone three months, and you, what, show up now? Glory, you always have shitty timing, ya know that? Coulda returned at any time, and you chose tonight of all things.'"
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It takes Ponyboy Curtis two days to run away.
It takes three months for him to come back to Tulsa.
It takes one night for him to decide to stay.
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the quite things that no one ever knows by kitchenfork
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
26 May 2025
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“It seemed Pony had rendered Sodapop Curtis, notorious motor mouth, silent.
Pony felt a blush creep up her neck, burning her up. She picked at a scab on her nails. ‘I, uh, got sick of my hair. So I cut it.’
Soda blinked. ‘Cut. It,’ he tested the words out numbly. Like it didn’t compute. Then, he ran a hand through his own un-greased hair. ‘Lordy Pony, ya did more than cut it. You destroyed it. It looks like ya put it a damn blender. And the bathroom, Glory. And - and your ear!’
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Pony Curtis is a flaming meteor. Space rock meet Earth.
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- Part 2 of female ponygirl curtis stories
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shatter every window till it’s all blown away by kitchenfork
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
06 Mar 2025
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“Ponyboy looked at the receiver.
Darry didn’t know when he was getting Ponyboy back - never maybe. And Jerry had crossed a line tonight. Nothing would stop him from beating his cousin into an early grave. Ponyboy didn’t know if he had it in him to make to eighteen. If this storm didn’t kill him, Jerry would.
But.
If Jerry died in the storm first, then, well, Ponyboy would be free of him.”
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Or, an AU completely and totally inspired by Carrie Underwood’s “Blown Away”
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female ponygirl curtis stories by kitchenfork
Fandom The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
06 May 2026
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waning crescent by spiketheespiegel
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
23 Jul 2026
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"Mom went through a phase where she was really into astrology," Bella's voice is soft and melodic. She stands next to Charlie, their shoulders nearly touching. He can feel the coldness that seems to radiate off of all of the Cullens.
Charlie huffs out a laugh. "Yeah?" Renee had always been into that kind of spiritual stuff.
"Uh huh. She talked about it all the time when I was in middle school. I didn't really care about it, but I thought parts of it were cool. I liked learning about the different phases of the moon, and what each one meant."
Charlie hums. He nods to the moon. "What does this phase mean?"
"Waning crescent," Bella says. "A time for rest and relaxation."
Charlie snorts, his heart feeling a little lighter at Bella's answering grin. "Yeah. After the last few years, I think that's exactly what this damn town needs."
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14 Jul 2026
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In which Obi-Wan Kenobi literally goes to hell and back to get Qui-Gon Jinn a cup of tea. Featuring hot leaf juice, irresponsible intra-planet BASE-jumping, and that good gratuitous father-son fluffTM
Originally posted to FFN in 2013 with 8 chapters total and approximately 200 reviews, crossposted in its entirety to AO3 on November 13 2020.
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08 Jul 2026
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Tension's Empathy: The Wanderer's Curse by yarrowmirth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2024
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“It has recently come to our attention that we cannot trust everyone in the Order with your well-being.”
“You mean…a traitor?”
“Yes. The Headmaster is cleaning up internally, and in the interim you are to stay away, even from people you think you can trust."In the wake of Sirius’ death, Harry must go into hiding in the muggle world with Snape. Surrounded by forces that are desperate to either kill or preserve him, Harry weighs the value of his own life.
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23 Jun 2026
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such a unique premise I hope it will update someday soon ❤️
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"Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to invite you back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this coming September..."
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Harry’s picked up more than one bad habit to cope with the aftermath of the war. Meanwhile, the students in his year are offered the chance to return to Hogwarts for a one-year apprenticeship.
The catch?
Apprenticeships are not chosen by the student, but by their natural magical aptitude. What happens when Harry is assigned to Severus Snape?OR:
Post war, Harry is losing his mind. Somehow, Snape is the only one that can help him find it again.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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broken surface by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
13 May 2023
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“The water is not talking to you, Obi-Wan,” Feemor says without chastisement in his tone. “That’s the force you’re feeling, from the trees maybe.” The clippers turn back on. “Or a fish.”
“Bones,” Obi-Wan says.
The clippers turn off again.
“Bones,” Obi-Wan repeats. “I want to be bones.”
“You’re already bones. Where’d you get that idea?”
Qui-Gon steps quietly closer to the door.
“You’re scaring me, O’Ben,” Feemor says softly.(Obi-Wan suffers from a genetic and force-based condition that makes him want to drown himself in a bog. And sometimes that bog is the shape of a sink.)
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09 Jun 2026