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a low-quality screenshot of roronoa zoro of one piece fame face-first on the ground. rip bozo



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    Greetings to Earth,” says the voice, flat and near featureless. “Erid unable to assist you from here regret. Please patience wait for Eridian delegation. Departing soon after send transmission. ETA fourteen months eight days twenty-two hours. Goodbye.

    The speakers click.

    Someone says, “Wait, they’re coming here?

    Ryland Grace sends the taumoeba back to Earth. Over a century later, he follows.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    man this one hits. Ough. Ougbhhhhhhhh

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    We’re getting a few calls into the station regarding our announcement of the Sun’s early retirement. Frankly Night Vale, I think you’re overreacting a little bit. Humanity has been around for millennia already, I’d say we’ve had a pretty good run. And this way we all get to know exactly when we’re going to die! Who hasn’t wished for that before, huh?

    Now another important update from Dr. Grace: he has found a rock.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    NIGHT VALE PHM CROSSOVER what else do i need to say

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    Rouge was a witch of the Portgas Clan, and when she died she became a ghost to protect and teach Ace his new duties as the last Portgas witch. The problem was that the World Government wanted the members of the twelve witch clans alive and with two brothers at Ace's back he kept getting into lots of trouble and attracting lots of attention. When that attention leads them to flee Goa Kingdom things become truly more chaotic. Can Rouge protect her kids (yes, kids, she claimed Luffy and Sabo too) or will she lose them forever? Will things get better in North Blue?

    Dead or alive, Rouge would fight by Ace's side, but will that be enough to save him?

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    06 Mar 2025

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    not enough people reading and commenting on this series frrrr. the writing and worldbuilding is phenomenal, the lore has me in a death grip, i'm crazy??? this is well and truly fascinating and i think the way the witch clans work is interesting enough on its own that if this was an original fiction based around just that, i'd probably be insane about it. go read this!!! it's Good!!!!

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    “Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”

    “Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”

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    In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.

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    30 Jan 2025

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    THIS HAS EVERYTHING. IT IS EVERYTHING. SNIFFLING AND SOBBING. also everything else written by this author is a goddamn treasure and i highly recommend fr

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    I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”

    “What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.

    “This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.

    He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”

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    13 Jan 2025

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    saved my ass from the flu and dethroned my previously-unchallenged Favorite Fic Of All Time which had held the title for. good lord 8 years actually sweet baby jesus. has it been that long???? ANYWAY. THIS FIC??? MASTERPIECE. highly entertaining. big recommend. 10000/10 i'm kissing e. d. domino on the mouth