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    He stretches out one arm over his head, arches his back, and forces a moan, breathy and loud. Men always liked that.

    Except—

    "What the fuck are you doing?” Daniel says, rocking back onto his heels. “Cut it out.”

    Armand blinks, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “I—What?”

    "Moaning like a porn star. I barely even touched you."

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    Armand isn't sure how to have sex with someone without reading their mind. His attempts to play into Daniel's fantasies don't exactly go to plan.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Aziraphale has never met anyone else who can so eloquently convey the embodiment of a nonchalant shrug with a quirk of their mouth alone, but Crowley succeeds in doing just that before getting up and sauntering off into the sitting room. Goodness, the sway of his hips when he walks is so unnecessary. A distraction that frankly shouldn’t be allowed.

    He lasts thirty-seven minutes before rescheduling their ‘evening’ appointment to ‘imminent’ and informing Crowley there’s been a change of plan.

    (or: Crowley stumbles upon Aziraphale’s private book collection, and revelations are had of the non-biblical kind)

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    19 Jun 2019

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    This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.

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    18 Jun 2019

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    “I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

    “Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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    17 Jun 2019