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    A fill for this prompt at the km:

    A group of traffickers manage to catch Newt and decide that the best way to keep him contained is to strip him of his higher reasoning. After all, a wizard without their intelligent control over magic is barely a threat at all and someone as socially awkward as Newt must be practically submissive, right?

    Unfortunately for them, Newt is Mummy to all sorts of terrifying creatures, including a Nundu, worked with dragons during the war and seems to rely pretty heavily on his reflexes for magic anyway.

    Like most solitary predators, Newts first instinct is to avoid a fight if at all possible. If not possible, his next response is to tear the threat into tiny pieces.

    Things do not go well for his captors.

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    For a prompt on the km:

    In nature, bright coloring is generally a warning to predators to keep away. Unfortunately most wizards are not students of nature, and don't understand what the bright blue jacket of one Newt Scamander might mean.

     

    The idea being Newt, as a student of nature, is aware of the rule of thumb about how brightly colored creatures are often poisonous, and it acts as a warning to predators, and so takes on the habit himself? Or it's unintentional.

    *Could be specific to Grindelwald not knowing he should back off or get his arse handed to him by the seemingly benign Newt, or it could be a 5+1 of wizards who should have paid attention to what bright coloring usually means.

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    For a prompt on the km about Newt being an accidental bounty hunter.

    Now translated to Chinese by Juspion25824.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “That's not how you do it.”

    Ilya paused, his hands hovering over his wiggling daughter who was trying desperately to launch herself off the changing table.

    “Excuse me? What did the 15th best player from Montreal say to me?”

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    Or: Hayden has strong opinions on Ilya's diaper changing technique.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "How do you even know about that?" Theseus whined. "Not even my boss knows about that!"

    Newt tapped his nose knowingly. "I have my sources."

    "Evil," he muttered.

    "Not evil," Newt disagreed amiably. "Just creative."

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