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The first thing he sees is the steaming breakfast in front of him. The next is Gale of Waterdeep.
“Not you,” Rolan groans.
Or, an Act II remix where Gale and Rolan can't escape each other's orbit.
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“That's rather enough—” the voice in the stone snapped, and then cut itself off, as though it had suddenly realized something. “You’re a wizard, aren’t you?”
After the nautiloid crash, Rolan pulls Gale out of the ancient rune circle.
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blade of grass by anecjotes (klickitats), klickitats
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Aug 2025
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There’s something Jaheira’s not saying. “What happened to his last handler?” asks Gale.
“The last four, you mean?” The rueful curve of her smirk deepens the crow’s feet around her eyes. It makes her seem younger, somehow. “The first died. The second went missing. The last two quit. You’ll be fine.”
In a Faerûn where magic is slowly diminishing, disgraced former Chosen of Mystra Gale Dekarios survives in Baldur's Gate as a Harper alchemist, tending their greenhouses and nursing the Netherese orb in his chest—until his High Harper forces him into fieldwork.
His first assignment? A vampire spawn informant with a crooked touch, dreams of ruin and vengeance, and a hunger to rival his own.
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Gale tried again. “I—yes,” he said, finally. “This might be my last night alive. You’re right.”
“I’m not right,” sniffed Astarion. “I don't approve of the idea. I’m onto you. There’s a difference.”
The night before they reach Moonrise Towers, Gale's simulacrum fetches Astarion from his tent. He doesn't come quietly.
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He remembers the blood running into Tav’s eyes. It was beautiful, even after he realized what he’d done. One drop trailed all the way to the corner of his mouth. It moved in soft, endless shapes: you still with me, Astarion?
“So you just knew to find me,” he says dully, not bothering to make it a question. “Like one of those drab little pigeons.”
Astarion's day leaves him a little raw, and needling at Tav—in more ways than one—turns the aftermath into more than he bargained for.
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Cursed by a hag, the Vampire Ascendant has lost his heart. Not to worry; he wasn't using it, and the curse will be broken when someone falls in love with him of their own free will. Baldur's Gate is crawling with restless spirits just waiting to be resurrected and given a trial run as his consort, and if one of them won't do, this helpful ghost might.
(The ghost, meanwhile, is more concerned with reorganizing his library.)
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Alternate summary: In a no-tadpole AU, Ascended Astarion systematically resurrects and fumbles every companion.
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07 Sep 2025
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“You did,” Gale hums, somewhere between bemused, offended, and aroused.
“Yes, I did,” Rolan teases, and he kisses Gale again, wet and messy.
“It’s certainly one of the more... creative uses of levitation I’ve ever seen,” Gale comments, breathy, when they part.
Five spells Gale & Rolan brought to the bedroom, and one magic free night.
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24 May 2025
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The invitation to the ball, however glittery, had clearly been out of politeness or obligation rather than any particular interest in Rolan as a wizard. Of course it had. Rolan should have guessed so from the start.
Well, bollocks to this, and bollocks to the lot of them. Rolan doesn’t need to rub elbows and eat bad canapés to know he’s better at magic than half the people here. Fireballing the party might be concerned impolite, so if he takes the Blackstaff portal back to Baldur’s Gate now, he can be home in time for Lia to save him some dinner.
He chugs the last of the flat wine, places his half-eaten pastry thing on Mordenkainen’s toe, and turns to leave. Which, of course, means he immediately walks into Gale Dekarios.
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29 Jul 2025
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Bodies, Suns, and Other Forms of Currency by DevilsSacramentCatering
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Aug 2024
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As their options dwindle in Baldur's Gate, Cazador sends Astarion to Waterdeep. It comes with a lot of perks. Most notably, he's far from Cazador, sending victims by boat instead of personal delivery.
Astarion has a simple plan in Waterdeep. He will seduce the wizard, learn what magic keeps Cazador at bay, then flee. Free at last.
The wizard in question, though? Absolutely sexless. Impossible to seduce.
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15 Jul 2025
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“You have to kiss Gale,” Shadowheart tells Halsin, glittering with mischief. “It’s the rules.”
Shadowheart and Astarion start a game. It escalates quickly.
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