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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    “Okay, I won’t lie to you, mate, you have to understand, first and foremost, that it is a bad podcast,” Tim says, leaning on the bar and taking a long drink from his pint, staring through Martin. “Like abysmal. He doesn’t know how to talk to people and it’s a trainwreck. Also the audio quality is...like...it’s like a five year old playing with the voice memo app. I could probably help him fix it, but like, I don’t...want to. I have no idea why he got picked up. I’ve asked my boss about fifteen fucking times and he refuses to explain. So now it’s my job to make people actually listen to it.”

    (Jon has a supernatural podcast on the Magnus Network, and Martin definitely, definitely knows how to edit audio, and definitely was not lying on his resume)

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    It's a long time after the events of the show, but Hamid still has a promise to keep.

    Spoilers up to Ancient Rome (and possibly beyond)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “No,” is the first thing Elias ever says to him.

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    22 May 2026

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    Peter and Elias adopt a fifteen-year-old Martin. It goes as well as you’d expect.


    It sounds like he’s reading from a brochure, Martin thinks fleetingly, vaguely amused. These men – his new parents – do not seem like they know what they are doing.

    “Peter,” Elias says dangerously. “Place in the family. Reaffirming.”

    (Taking a last long look at the employee contract in his hand, Martin sighs. “Dad is so going to divorce you for this” He signs the papers with a sense of inevitability.)

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    16 May 2026

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    r/AskReddit

     

    Posted by u/evans08 3 weeks ago

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    Those who have prepped for the Apocalypse, how did you react when it finally happened? 

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    15 May 2026