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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    The memory isn't hazy in Aziraphale's mind; he still sees Crowley, all long lines and unguarded eyes, talking about hills in Italy covered by vines, six courses with six paired wines — a place Aziraphale would like since he was such a snob. Aziraphale had protested, of course, but the ghost of a smile lingered on his cheeks nonetheless.

    He knew he'd accept. He said yes in his head the moment Crowley mentioned the wine parings (or, if he's honest with himself, the moment Crowley sat down on the settee. He'd never say anything but yes.)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    “As you may know,” Muriel started, “as a human police officer, I can unobtrusively monitor your marriage without raising suspicion.”

    Yes. What? Aziraphale stared. “Marriage?”

    “On whether it’s being,” Muriel hesitated, eyes cast up as they searched for the right word, “consummated properly.”

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    Or, after the Antichrist cancels Armageddon, Heaven and Hell come up with a peace treaty. Traditionally, treaties involve a marriage between representatives of each side. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    As the newly appointed Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale shows Crowley just how bossy he can be.

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    02 Jun 2026