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“What are you saying?” he asks faintly, even though he can already see where it’s going, can sense the threat hidden between the words, recognizes the cold glint of her eyes as she leans in closer, her lips stretching in a sickening smile.
“I’m sending you back to where you belong, Number Five. Back to where we first met.”
Back to the apocalypse, hangs in the air between them, unsaid and yet clear as day.
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Five, his siblings and an offer he can't refuse.- Language:
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03 Jun 2026
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Seven years in the subway. Seven years alone. Seven years of fighting to return.
Or: an in depth story about Five and Lila's lives in the subway, all the way to the end.
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- Part 1 of Fivela?
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31 May 2026
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Diego shoves up on his elbow. “Hey! The fuck, man!”
“Not now, pet,” Lila says absently, a calculating gleam in her eye. “I think I know how to fuck my baby daddy.”
“All evidence to the contrary.” Five holds her gaze.
This understanding they share isn’t new by any means. Freely acknowledging it is another matter. Diego looks from Lila to Five and back again, obviously suspicious he’s missing something important but with no clue as to what it could be.
“You little perv,” Lila says, this time with grudging appreciation. To Diego she says, “You didn’t tell me it was jailbait over here.”
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03 May 2026
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Five was wearing a skirt.
A proper skirt.
He wasn’t just sitting or standing in a particular way that made it appear as though his shorts were a skirt. He was actually wearing one.
A pleated black, Umbrella Acadamy, uniform skirt.
What the fuck.Or
Everyone always assumes that Klaus was the first member of the Umbrella Academy to defy gender stereotypes.
Everyone would be wrong.Bookmarked by kuaptic
01 May 2026
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On August 8, 2024, eight babies were born to different mothers under completely normal circumstances.
20 years later, some found each other through inexplicable bonds, no memory of each other, only a sense of belonging.
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Max meets Lila on a university campus and immediately feels that he has found his other half. But would this strange pull be enough for a happy ending? And what happens if Lila feels it with someone else?
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The first chapter used to be the final part of my fic "Come to me in the night hours", now it is a multi-chapter sequel.Series
- Part 2 of Meeting you in Oblivion
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01 May 2026
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Klaus Hargreeves is infuriating. He knows it, his siblings know it, surely everyone at this point knows it. Despite that, he's desperate to be better, he wants to be better for them, he just has no idea how to show it. His siblings take their lesson too far, never foreseeing the consequences. Once the dust has settled, they attempt to piece the shattered fragments of their family, and their brother, back together.
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- Part 6 of The Umbrella Academy Kink Meme Fills
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01 May 2026
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Fuck me, Empathy Link by dirtyjobs (dragonssocks)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
12 Apr 2026
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It was natural; it was how love worked for Percy and Annabeth. First, butting heads; easing into tender friendship; into fierce camaraderie; into comfortable partnership; into deep, all-consuming love… And now he wanted to fuck her.
Grover couldn’t have put it into other words, even if he’d tried.
He didn’t want to sleep with her, he didn’t want to have sex with her, he didn’t want to make love to her… To be honest, Percy wanted all those things too, but in that moment he wanted to fuck. He wanted to fuck in that half-beastly, half-hormonal, half-godly way — to have her, to be inside her in every way he possibly could.
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03 Apr 2026
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Two months after The Cleanse, a nineteen-year-old Apocalypse Five walks into the deli.
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16 Mar 2026
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We'll have Paris (and London, and Dallas, and Anywhere, Anytime You Want) by monfivela for kuaptic
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
05 May 2026
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It took 6 assassinations, 5 sabotages, and 2 kidnappings for Lila to upgrade from pest nuisance to Number Five’s unofficial partner.
Mostly because she was the only one who hadn’t died on his missions yet.
AU Canon Divergent — Commission Times and Onwards.
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24 Feb 2026
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Transfer at the Ampersand (anything is possible) by Shadowscast
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 Jan 2025
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Lila hesitates an extra half second in the subway, and things go very differently.
Dave was just trying to pick up dinner ingredients on the way home from work. He had ground hamburger meat, onions and a jar of pickles in his basket and was headed to the bakery section for a bag of buns, when he turned a corner and nearly ran into the second-to-last person in the world that he would ever want to see.
Adrenaline spiking, he stepped smoothly backwards into the previous aisle, set his basket down on the floor, and left the grocery store immediately. He could get take-out tonight.
What the hell was Klaus Hargreeves doing here?!
(Hey everybody! We have an interdimensional subway now! A happy ending for Dave and Klaus is back on the table!)
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28 Dec 2025
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Five is chronologically challenged.
Ever since he was five years old, Five has been time travelling uncontrollably to different points in his and Klaus’ lives - whether he has experienced them already or not. The displacements were mostly harmless when he was a child, and an older Klaus would sneak him out for doughnuts - but they became a lot more important after he stranded himself in the apocalypse, figuring out how to survive, and how to stop it all from ever happening.
Or: How would Five’s survival in the apocalypse, and his mission to save his family, be affected if he couldn’t control his time-travelling?
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- Part 2 of The Time Traveller's Life
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26 Dec 2025
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Maybe that’s proof of love. The desire to grow strawberries together. (five + lila + seven years on the subway)
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04 Dec 2025
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Too tired from her kids' Halloween chaos, Lila sits in the car outside the annual Hargreeves Halloween Party. She receives a visit from an unexpected guest.
Cultural References:
XMen
Fantastic Four
The Addams Family (with Raul Julia)
"Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer
Batman (1966)- Language:
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04 Oct 2025
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Fresh out of undergrad, Five, Klaus, and Lila, take a road trip that somehow gets them naked.
You know how it goes.
Kids these days...Bookmarked by kuaptic
31 Jul 2025
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Drabbles set in my Ghost!Klaus series - some character studies, headcanons, and missing scenes.
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- Part 10 of Comes And Goes (In Waves)
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24 Jul 2025
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Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and philanthropist, was also a cruel yet refined alien scientist. He adopted seven children with super powers. He trained them. Studied them. Changed and experimented on them.
Number Five grew up questioning who he was.
But at the end of the world… does it even matter?
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09 Jul 2025
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As winter rolls around and Christmas approaches, everything between you and Five is perfect...until a destructive temporal anomaly gets in the way. Five is convinced another permutation of himself is to blame. Nothing's simple when you're in a relationship Five Hargreeves: could your loyalties be tested in a way unique to him?
I have gifted this work to eonjekkaji because I just wanted to acknowledge how much their support has meant when writing parts 1 + 2.
Third instalment in my 'Hard Feelings' series. This one goes to some darker places. To avoid spoilers, tags will be updated and trigger warnings will be placed in authors notes prior to specific chapters.
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- Part 3 of Hard Feelings
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25 Jun 2025