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They hit the ground hard, Jihoon landing with a thud and a sharp scrape along his arm. He hisses in pain, groaning, trying to sit up.
There's something heavy on his chest. Breathing, however, and stopping him from moving.
And... sniffling?
He freezes in place when something wet nudges his neck. A sharp exhale huffs against his cheek.
Jihoon cracks one eye open and finds himself face-to-face with a tiger. A real, massive, golden-eyed tiger. It blinks down at him with something dangerously close to affection.
He blinks again. "What the..."
The tiger whines. Actually whines.
Jihoon stares, open-mouthed. "I just got saved... by a freaking tiger?"
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In which Jihoon finds his way back home, a home he never had before, a home he never believed in before, a home full of magic and fairytales. Jihoon might as well probably just had hit his head when his apartment burned and ended in a psych ward, because this feels like a kid's storybook.
Updates will be every two weeks probably.
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20 Jul 2026
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On paper, it makes sense. Jihoon is hazy, spaced out, helpless—completely reliant on someone else to take care of him. Maybe the body aches, headache, chills, stuffy nose, and sore throat should be enough to keep his libido in check, but sometimes a fever crosses just the right wires in his brain, and—
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Jihoon comes down with the flu. Subspace comes along for the ride.
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10 Jun 2026
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“My dad is the best! He’s a pr–pro–prostitute!”
Wherein career day for Soonyoung's preschooler class is coming up and he finds out that Riwoo's very muscular, impossibly ripped, hot, single father (that he most definitely has a crush on) is a prostitute...or is he?
Based off a tiktok skit and I cracked tf up
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09 Jun 2026
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The first person Jihoon kills is the music teacher who tells him that he’ll never make it as a clarinetist because he’s too small. Then it’s another Pledis trainee who gets in his way. After he becomes Woozi, he mostly kills random hookups when he’s on tour, all of them carefully staged to cover his tracks. Jihoon becomes good at it: singing, and killing, and not being caught.
So murdering three strangers while on a forced hiatus home in Busan is not part of the plan.
And neither is Soonyoung, the man-eating merfolk who insists that because Jihoon dumped bodies into Soonyoung’s ocean, Jihoon and Soonyoung are now married in the eyes of the sea.
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- Part 1 of zimriya sampler (author’s favorites)
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06 Jun 2026
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When Jihoon reads one of the fanfics his friend suggested, he doesn't expect to befriend the author as well. Simple texts turn into exchanging pics, late night calls, long conversations and teasing that feels more than what two online friends should be doing.
Everything is under control. Except for the urge he has to kiss the other stupid each time he sees him on call.
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07 May 2026