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    Idiots, lackwits and imbeciles - The Trials of Rickard Stark trying to save Westeros from Incompetence by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)  

    02 Sep 2020

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    „Lord Rickard demanded trial by combat, and the king granted the request. Stark armored himself as for battle, thinking to duel one of the Kingsguard. Me, perhaps. Instead they took him to the throne room and suspended him from the rafters while two of Aerys's pyromancers kindled a blaze beneath him. The king told him that fire was the champion of House Targaryen. So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was ... well, not burn.“

    Jaime Lannister, A Clash of Kings

    But what if he did not burn?

    Rickard Stark survives the attempt at burning him because the pyromancers could not tie a proper knot.
    Watch as he fixes the realm, his family and shit in general from the overall incompetence of kings, lords, knights and other idiots. For though the king may be a mad lackwit, his subjects at least should have a shot at peace and happiness.
    Shouldn't they?

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Jul 2025

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    After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.

    This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Alone In The World by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

    26 Nov 2025

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    When Stannis dies shortly after Jon Arryn, Jon finds himself the new Lord of Dragonstone. Will the game remain the same, with an unexpected, though reluctant, participant?

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    26 Apr 2025

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    No Joy in Command by

    Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)  

    19 Aug 2025

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    After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.

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    30 Mar 2025

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    Black Argus by

    Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)  

    10 May 2019

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    Will Graham, a reclusive diesel mechanic with an empathy disorder, has recently adopted Abigail Hobbs, an 18-year old girl with a dark past. He’s learning all the ins and outs of how to be a single dad: cooking for the both of them, taking her on hunting trips... and helping her hide the dead bodies from the FBI.

    It’d be easier if his love life hadn't also gotten so damn complicated. He’s falling in love with both the charming Dr. Hannibal Lecter—a respectable psychiatrist who sometimes consults for the FBI—and the dangerous but passionate Chesapeake Ripper, who may be a killer but is the only man who loves Will for who he truly is.

    As Will and Abigail try to stay one step ahead of the FBI, things are getting more and more dangerous, and Will may have to choose between the life he thought he always wanted and the people he loves.

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    27 Jul 2024