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don't you want me, baby? by private_property_pelican
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
03 Sep 2025
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The dress is probably designer, probably couture, and probably very beautiful. All Madeline can see is the way it perfectly hugs her curves, the way her tits are practically spilling out of it.
Madeline had carefully curated her outfit, too; her dress’s dipping neckline shows off plenty of cleavage, just not as much as Helen’s. She had anticipated being the hottest person at the party, had planned on taunting Helen with what she’d given up. But her ex-wife has shown her up. Now she’s the one filled with longing and regret and a building heat in her core. She almost walks out of the party then and there, judgmental looks be damned.
It would’ve been better, if that’s what she had done.
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Madeline goes to Helen's book party after their divorce. They fight, they fuck, they yearn.
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04 Jul 2026
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despedida by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Jun 2026
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"You've got to be kidding me."
For a moment, the woman simply stares at Madeline in confusion, the slightest frown on her face, and Madeline thinks that perhaps she might have actually gone insane. That certainly is more plausible than meeting this woman again, a woman she shouldn’t even be able to recognize because she hasn’t actually met her, not her, not in this life.
But then the woman’s eyes widen, her shoulders sag, her mouth forms the most perfect o shape, her hand moves to point at Madeline like she’s some kind of freak in a circus.
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
And Madeline can’t help it, so she lets out a chuckle because of course that’s the first thing that comes out of this woman’s lips.
"It’s you,” Madeline says, and much to her horror, she sounds a lot fonder than she intends to.
Or: Much to their dismay, Madeline and Helen keep finding each other in every life.
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29 Jun 2026
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dancing on my own by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
07 Nov 2025
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“I miss you,” the woman whispered in her ear, breath hot. “I think about you all the time.”
Lips touched Helen’s jaw, then her chin, then brushed her mouth. She tried to force her body to shove the woman off, but her muscles protested. So, she laid there, the blonde pressing her lips more insistently against Helen’s until finally, she began to kiss her back.
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24 May 2026
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i always bet on losing dogs by simpards
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
07 Apr 2026
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“Normal people don’t continue friendships after having an affair with their best friend’s ex-fiancé. They certainly don’t invite them to be their maid of honor.” She was offended that he would, first think of her as normal, and second that he understood how Helen and her dynamic worked. This was the way they would work through it.
“You’ll never win if you continue to need her,” Ernest said against the glass of his lips.
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canon exploration of why Madeline and Helen stayed apart pre-wedding
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18 Apr 2026
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no grave can hold my body down (i'll crawl home to her) by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
23 Feb 2026
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When princess Helen develops a mysterious wound in her body and disappears without a trace, the kingdom claims she's cursed. Madeline, a knight and her closest companion, is sent to bring her home. But the journey is long and dangerous, and Madeline is forced to confront the truth behind the space carved inside Helen’s heart.
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01 Apr 2026
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She doesn’t like parties without George at her side to murmur sharp little asides to, or bring her champagne, or dance with her when the song is slow enough. She doesn't like parties where everyone looks at her like she's a three-legged puppy because her husband- her ex-husband- stays glued to the opposite side of the room as though she's got a forcefield around her.
In which Bertha and George are divorced, and make it everyone else's problem.
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11 Mar 2026
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damned if i don't (damned if i do) by abloodymatch
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
23 Feb 2026
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It is five years into their estrangement when Helen learns about Madeline's sex tape.
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26 Feb 2026
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What Was That, Baby? by Avalanche_of_Xanax
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
07 Jan 2026
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Madeline and Helen hate eachother. That's why they can't ever stop thinking of the other. Even when they are with someone else.
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Madeline sleeps with Ernest so Helen doesn't leave her. Helen sleeps with Ernest to get revenge on Madeline. They are so normal.
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I can't stop, I'm riding the angst smut train into the sunset, see y'all on the other side.
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24 Feb 2026
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what happens on vacation... by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
01 Jan 2026
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Sharon had booked a vacation the day she signed her final divorce papers. Even though the divorce was expensive, especially on a teacher’s salary, she had made sure to keep a little fund for herself so that she could relax once the hell that was her marriage was officially over.
She just never expected to meet someone while on vacation… Especially not the famous actress, Madeline Ashton.
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13 Feb 2026
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stop teasing, bitch by foxxay
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Apr 2025
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“You like this, don’t you?”
Madeline’s voice was meant for Bobby.
But her eyes never left Helen’s.
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09 Feb 2026
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Harry would like to think that he's not usually so obvious in his attraction to Sophie, but this con may be the end of him. Sophie doesn't seem to mind.
Set during the events of The Turkish Prisoner Job.
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27 Jan 2026
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Has she ever looked at him like that?
Her jaw goes ever-so-slack, her eyes just so slightly widen. It's beyond love but not beyond fear. Awe on her face. Reminds him of the way she looks at the ocean when they're on a cruise. Like she's seeing God.
It’s been that way for fifteen years — long before Melissa made her debut in their marital bed, long before Gerald even thought to suggest it.
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After five or six years of sharing his wife with another woman, Gerald knows the routine.Bookmarked by learnedcivility
23 Jan 2026
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this part has always been very easy for us by slouchingprovocatively
Fandoms: NCIS (TV 2003), NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025)
16 Jan 2026
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Or, Tony and Ziva through the years, having sex. Their story, with a little spice.
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17 Jan 2026
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When Ziva asks Tony for help, he will always drop everything and go. He'll find her, ready to do whatever she needs, no questions asked. If what she needs is protection from an irrational fear this time, though, he might just make fun of her while he's at it...
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04 Jan 2026
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Alternative head cannon for Light Sleeper 03x14. One Shot.
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- Part 11 of One-Shots Season 3
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01 Jan 2026
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A change of lighting sees Tony & Ziva's FWB arrangement take a very different turn. Experiments with taking orders and being in control reveal far more about himself than Tony expected.
15k of filth, basically.
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30 Dec 2025
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SOSS era - Ziva thought she had it nailed. Make sure her lovers always had a flaw, it was easier to walk away then. Tony's flaw happened to be the absence of a certain act. Until now. But even then, he's really not that good at it.
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- Part 10 of Tiva 50 Kiss Prompts
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13 Dec 2025
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It is nothing like last time.
Last time was all hot summer nights and naughty whispers. Forbidden meetings and stolen moments. Last time was all the fun of a compatible partner with little of the emotional conflicts. They were younger then, caring less about consequences and more about pleasure, and had basked in their brief intense affair while their rule bearer scorched under a Mexican sun.
This is nothing like that.
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01 Dec 2025
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Tony and Ziva go camping
Will campfires, marshmallows and a sky filled with stars help our romantically dysfunctional agents communicate?
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01 Dec 2025
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She is about thirty seconds away from murdering very special agent, Anthony DiNozzo.
Perhaps fifteen. If he makes one more comment, one more joke laced with venom and jealousy and frustration, she may well do it right here in the bull pen.
Or kiss him hard. She hasn’t decided yet.
SEASON 9
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24 Nov 2025