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    This is bullshit. Daniel has spent two years persistently dialling Armand’s mental phone number in the vampire psychic network, and after two years of getting the equivalent of ‘the number you’re trying to reach no longer exists,’ he bumps into his maker in a dinky little repair shop. In Canada. Smelling like—this is where Daniel must be going crazy, because Armand smelled like a human in there. An unremarkable, blood-filled, regular human, with notes of stale sweat and artificial lemon detergent.

    Which part of the vampiric telenovela that makes up Daniel’s life is this again?

    (OR, the fic where Armand shows up again as a human, but Daniel's still a vampire, and then they do role-reversal Devil's Minion nonsense)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:

    “If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”

    Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!

    Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.

    Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "Doing so good, Lukey", Sam whispered into Luke's ear, his voice deep and full of affection. He felt Luke shudder at the praise and couldn't help the satisfied smile appearing on his lips.

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    Or: Sam's pining, Luke develops a praise kink and somehow it all works out in the end.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “You seem stressed. I’m just saying...”

    He shifts, shrugs. A hand creeps over Darryl’s thigh and squeezes—

    “Let me know if you change your mind.”

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    14 May 2026

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    “He made you for me? To be with me?”

    “Yes,” says the Corinthian, and suddenly he’s right in front of her, clasping her hands between his, the vodka bottle excruciatingly cold compared to his warmth. “Exactly. Jo, you never have to be alone again. You never have to hurt a person, or have them leave you, or die. You never have to suffer again. You get to be loved every day for the rest of your life by someone who can’t get hurt, can’t die, and won’t hurt you. Isn’t that beautiful? Just love, forever.”

    “And that’s what you want?”

    The Corinthian smiles, with all three mouths. “Of course,” he says. “It’s what I was made for.”

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    09 May 2026