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    Reeling from a storm and a suicide attempt, Kate tries to put her life back together, but finds that maybe it was put together wrong in the first place.

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    Gilderoy Lockhart was a public figure—until he, under rather mysterious circumstances, lost his memories and was permanently locked up in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. No further mention is made of him, and he fades into obscurity, and such is the fickle nature of fame.

    But does that make sense? Let’s say, instead, that he doesn’t. Let’s say that his tragedy draws attention—and let’s say the public furor gets him the public enquiry that he deserves.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Ok rule two-“

    2. DO NOT CHEAT, I HAVE SUPER-SENSES AND CAN TELL IF YOU ARE. I’M NOT LYING.

    Miles blinks because he’s really not sure what he’s reading and if it’s real.

    “And, uh, rule three-“

    3. NO… VIGILANTISM(?)

    Why there are three dots and a question mark in that rule, he’s not sure.

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    Or, Peter’s life as the world’s most chaotic AP Chem teacher, from the eyes of his very confused — and very done — students

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    14 May 2026

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    10 May 2026

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    "No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."

    Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.

    No.

    Of course not.

    They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.

    She wasn't.

    "You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."

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    04 May 2026

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    this genuinely might be the best fic I have ever read

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    30 Apr 2026

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