lethargicmellow
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as soon as you turn sixteen you are legally owned by ringo starr by lethargicmellow
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jan 2021
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In the morning, Rose toes your door open with a socked foot. You hear her coming anyways, obviously, but you don’t bother to sit up from where you stare at the ceiling until she sits at the edge of your bed. She apparently hadn’t bothered to wash off yesterday’s makeup, it smudges darkly around her eyes and mouth. Her bangs are pinned away from her face and when she looks at you her eyes squint in the morning light. You know you probably look just as bad, yet you can’t help but laugh at the bleary glare she fixes on you. And maybe it’s just the remnants from your slightly depressing thoughts last night, but it hits you that you really fucking care about her.
(one boy thinks about his life the night after he turns sixteen)
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Dusk To Dawn by malcyon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Teen Titans (Comics), Batman (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, New Teen Titans
09 Apr 2021
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“Alright. You don’t need my help,” Jason says, voice significantly quieter than it was. He glances at Tim hesitantly. “But do you want it?”
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Tim didn't mean to meet the Waynes, it just happened.
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- Part 2 of Nights and Days
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09 Oct 2024
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and after all the shit your brother's been through, you owe it to him to at least try to make things better in the future.
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09 Apr 2024
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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06 Apr 2024
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Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into what you are, before giving you every reason to want to see it burn.
Your name is Jake English, and surviving to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol might in fact have been a fate worse than death.
Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.
Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.
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01 Feb 2024
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the vantas kitchen of dubiously edible cross-species cuisine by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Feb 2021
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TT opened memo on board “A note on cuisine”
TT: Good afternoon, everyone.TT: I think it is about time we address the cooking issue.
In which Dave has never seen a green bean, Rose has never seen a microwave, and Karkat has never seen a moment of peace.Bookmarked by lethargicmellow
03 Dec 2023