lmaod
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“Hey, Sasuke?” Naruto’s voice was timid. Sasuke huffed to let him know he was listening. “I need to talk to you about something.”
Here? Now? Is he fucking kidding?
Who breaks up with someone after sex? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home? Who breaks up with someone after sex in their own home on Valentine’s day?
Single father Uchiha Sasuke thought he was above dating. His whole world was his son, and he preferred to keep it that way. Why bother with dating when it only served to complicate things? Or so Sasuke thought, until he made the worst mistake possible, and hired some random college kid to babysit; one Uzumaki Naruto. Undeniably hot, undeniably kind and undeniably domestic, Sasuke's heart melts to Naruto too fast for his own good.
Which sucks for Sasuke because Uzumaki Naruto is also undeniably unavailable, undeniably not-his-age and undeniably inappropriate.Bookmarked by lmaod
20 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Kakashi lives in the darkness, which is more than he deserves, but for Naruto he'll step into the light.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,400
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 607
- Kudos:
- 4,890
- Bookmarks:
- 1,376
- Hits:
- 76,529
Bookmarked by lmaod
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Somehow, Kakashi gets his happy ending. He also gets kidnapped.
Fortunately, Kakashi makes a great damsel in distress.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,443
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 71
- Kudos:
- 2,465
- Bookmarks:
- 518
- Hits:
- 21,691
Bookmarked by lmaod
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Naruto's stressed and pining after a man who views him only as a friend. Deciding to get married to Ino isn't the best decision he's made (ever), given that they had been absolutely drunk while making such a declaration, but it's... a decision. Besides, what does he have to lose?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,468
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 266
- Kudos:
- 2,802
- Bookmarks:
- 672
- Hits:
- 33,903
Bookmarked by lmaod
19 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sasuke Uchiha was a damn good boss with a damn bad attitude. He knew it, his workers knew it, and the CEO of the company knew it, so despite the general grumblings of people complaining about how harsh he was, no one ever raised a fuss about it. They did, however, love to gossip about him, and since he was such a straight-laced asshole who seemed to have a stick up the arse about everything, their favourite thing to do was make up stories about him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,371
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 31
- Kudos:
- 2,922
- Bookmarks:
- 498
- Hits:
- 20,791
Bookmarked by lmaod
19 Jun 2026