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When I Think About You (I Touch Myself) by melancholymango for DMBatty, Nanfoodle
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Jan 2021
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“Look, I don’t know what’s going on with you, but you’re not alone.”
“Come on, Lance, you can’t even say that this time.” Keith scoffs, pulling away from him and stomping toward the tree line. His discomfort has only grown, and it’s starting to feel actually painful, like he could crumple onto his knees and lay there in agony. “Name one other person on Earth that’s gone through this. You get within five feet of me and I become this mindless, slobbering, stupid fucking animal.”
“... I can name one.”
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Or, the one where Keith goes through a very /alien/ second puberty, completely clueless to what's going on.
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12 Jul 2026
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Being dormmates with your ex–best friend? Terrible idea.
Watching said ex–best friend lose a bet and end up in a skirt? Hilarious.
Realizing you suddenly can’t stop thinking about him in that skirt? Disastrous.(Or: two idiots share a dorm, accidentally fall into a rivals-with-benefits situation, and realize the line between love and loathing is thinner than Sasuke’s patience.)
It's like a spell is broken, as if time finally moves forward again—and Naruto blinks, then blinks again. The heart inside his chest is racing, like he has run a damn marathon and not just goggled at Sasuke’s ass in lace while the other was bending down. Lace. Sasuke’s wearing lace under that skirt. O dear gods.
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Bookmarked by loonever
11 Jul 2026
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Chad Danforth is an idiot with his feelings, and sometimes, he just needs Reddit to give him his answers. Harboring weird new feelings about his roommate, the college grad tries to figure some stuff out in the privacy of an online forum.
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10 Jul 2026
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The Inverse by SpiderKatana
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jan 2020
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Deadpool doesn't have to try very hard to hide his second gender anymore because ever since Weapon X, no one in their right mind would ever believe that Wade Wilson was an omega. It doesn't matter anyway, because Wade knows no Alpha would keep a male omega. No alpha WANTS one, much less one that's as scarred and unstable as he is.
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Apparently, Spiderman was born to break every rule Wade has ever known.Series
- Part 1 of Three Verses
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23 Jun 2026
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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Bookmarked by loonever
22 Jun 2026