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@NightwingHater1's Foolproof Guide to Anger Management by lunarcrab
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
02 Sep 2024
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Jason liked to think he was a writer. He’d tried his hand at poetry, short stories, novels, memoirs, and even a collection of essays. Usually, when he was upset or emotional, he’d sit down and write whatever his heart told him to. Tonight was no different.
He was just following his heart, which was maybe how he ended up staring at the newly created Twitter account: @nightwinghater0
Apparently, Jason’s heart had a lot to say about a specific hero.
In which Jason creates an anonymous Nightwing hate account and chaos ensues.
(Alternate title: The Seven Habits of Recently Revived People)
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“I don’t think anyone could be enough of a dickhead to deserve getting their heart eaten,” says Connor a little dubiously, hoping his voice isn’t shaking too much because seriously, what the fuck.
Tommy frowns. “Well, that’s because you’ve never met Schlatt.”
And did he just say –
“Schlatt? As in, Jebediah Schlatt?”
Tommy looks puzzled. “Yeah man, you’ve heard of him?”
Connor's heart stutters, and this has to be a mistake, it has to be.
“He’s the one whose… whose heart just got eaten? He’s dead?”
Or, Connor comes to the Dream SMP looking for Schlatt. He finds his grave instead.
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the night doesn't frighten me (i chose to let it thrive) by lunarcrab
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Aug 2024
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“Albe- Alchemist,” Klee choked out, and dread pooled in Albedo’s stomach. He whirled towards her, barely aware of the fact that he was still clutching the Prince by the suit as the man gasped, winded.
The Grand Master stood on the other end of the rooftop, the cold, empty eyes of her mask boring into Albedo’s own as she wrapped an arm around Klee, and her other arm–
Albedo’s heart dropped.
The Grand Master was holding a knife against his sister's throat.
or, albedo is a villain, klee gets kidnapped by heroes and held hostage, and something along the lines of a zombie apocalypse is happening in the background
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Albedo leaves, silently, and the servants make no move to stop him. He walks away from the crumbling country that was never truly home, and towards Mondstadt. Towards a new beginning.
The sun peeks over the mountains, and as Albedo is bathed in its glow, he feels a sudden weight in his hand.
It is a vision, as gold as his master’s eyes. As gold as the star of the nation he left behind. As gold as the rising sun, silhouetting him against the horizon.
Albedo walks.
Or, Albedo would have followed his master to the ends of the earth, but after the fall of Khaenri'ah and Rhinedottir's abandonment of him, he finds himself at the gates of Mondstadt with a letter addressed to Alice Crepitus in hand.
Jean was too young to recognize that her sister needed her, and too naive to understand how rare true family is. When Albedo shows up, forcing her to reconcile with her shattered faith and broken family, Jean knows one thing: she will not make the same mistake twice.
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Inej wakes with a gasp, tears dripping down her face. It takes her a moment to recognize her surroundings; the familiar wooden paneling and silk sheets of her designated guest room in the Van Eck mansion.
It was a dream, she reminds herself. You’re safe.
But Inej can still feel the ghosts of rough, unwanted hands on her skin. Their touch lingers, even as she runs her hands across her arms furiously in a desperate attempt to get them off.
Or, Inej has a nightmare, and it sends her spiraling.
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the dry city's heart by grainjew, Origamidragons
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
25 May 2026
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There are no bones, at least not here, as he makes his slow way down what must have once been an avenue of some grandeur. He's not sure why he thought there would be. Five hundred years have elapsed since the cataclysm here. Maybe animals had carried them off. Maybe they were swallowed up by the drifting sands. Maybe Gluttony had eaten them. Maybe someone had buried them.
Maybe Hohenheim had buried them.
Al explores his father's ghost town.
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27 May 2026
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nanami kento's halfway home for jujutsu sorcerers on the run by iridan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 May 2026
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"Gojo-san," Nanami said, slowly. He was dripping whipped cream all over the floor, whisk slack in his hand. He thought about putting both the whisk and the bowl he was using down on the counter where they'd be safe, but didn't want to be defenseless. Gojo took enough liberties as it was, and maybe the threat of getting hit over the head with a whisk would keep him from crowding Nanami any closer against his refrigerator. "What is this?"
"This is Itadori Yuuji!" Gojo chirped, nudging the boy forward. The kid, despite the late hour and despite the fact that Gojo had teleported him from what Nanami assumed was the far end of Tokyo into the middle of Nanami's kitchen, beamed up at Nanami. Nanami was struck by the urge to put on a pair of sunglasses indoors. "Your newest employee!"
"My what," said Nanami, flatly.
(Or, Nanami realizes that he had more options in life than "cog in a corporate machine" and "cog in a grinding, ceaseless war" and opens a bakery. Gojo won't leave him alone. Between them -- and all of the teenagers Gojo keeps dropping off on Nanami's doorstep -- they accidentally revolutionize jujutsu society.)
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19 May 2026
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Furious Roots Won't Give Way by insignificant457
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
11 Apr 2026
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When Jordie Rietveld is thirteen years old, he gets sick. Fortunately for him, he also gets better. That’s where the real trouble begins.
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11 Apr 2026
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Proverbs and Idioms by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
12 Oct 2025
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It's no secret demigods don't exactly have easy lives. Luckily, their stories are ongoing and some surprising people are there to help them through it. And, somehow, while nothing ever gets fully resolved, they always end up in the right direction. It's like they always say: where there's a will, there's a way.
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Behold: some silly fics that have some not-so-silly undertones. Or is it vice versa? I'll let you decide.
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02 Apr 2026
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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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31 Mar 2026