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Blizost by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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13 Jun 2026
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Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?
Lily: that was anya
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Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.
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- Part 3 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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- English
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- 3,700
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- 1/1
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- 928
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- 18,186
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29 May 2026
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the family evans by dirgewithoutmusic for darkersoltice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2015
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What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).
Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.
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- Part 4 of boy with a scar
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- English
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- 3,529
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- 32
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- 1,053
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29 Mar 2025
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The Light More Beautiful by firethesound_HP_archive for lumosed_quill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2014
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Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potter's help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasn't been enough to dim Draco's obsession with him.
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- English
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- 81,255
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- 4/4
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- 1
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20 Oct 2022
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The seventh escape by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jun 2022
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Tony and Pepper snatched Peter up only a few weeks after the first Spider-Man video went viral. Real fucking coincidence, right? Suddenly, Tony Stark rocked right up at his group home, strewing business cards around like he was Oprah. If Oprah were an ugly white dude with a goatee.
“Big fan,” he told Peter, fasting forward through a video of Spider-Man catching a bus before it crashed through a road block. “In and out of foster care your whole life, am I right? I believe my wife and I could provide a very fitting home for you.”
“Pass,” Peter said.Series
- Part 1 of The seventh escape
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- English
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- 8,245
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17 Aug 2022
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Feel Whole Again by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 May 2018
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Steve turns to leave. It’s easier to talk, somehow, when he’s not looking at him. “If you need anything,” he says, “I’m just a few floors down.”
“Might regret that, Cap,” Tony says to his retreating back. “I’ve been told I’m needy.”
Steve doesn’t know who the hell said that to Tony. It’s probably for the best that he doesn’t.
“It’s an honor,” he says, a little helpless, out of his depth and out of his time. “It’s an honor to be trusted with something like that, Tony.”
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- English
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27 Jul 2022
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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A Camelot still reeling from Morgana’s betrayal plays host to the visiting king of the only nation militant enough to pose a viable threat. Only, a surprising twist is revealed when the heirless king of that nation announces that the dragon lord Balinor was actually his formerly lost and disinherited brother, therefore making Balinor’s son, Merlin, the sole blood heir to his throne.
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04 Jul 2022
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Just Like the White Winged Dove by Sounds_Of_Someday
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
12 Mar 2023
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After a bitter, messy break-up with his ex, Ty Stone, Tony's father cuts him off until he "gets his life in order". Desperate for a paycheck, any paycheck, while he finishes his degree, Tony takes a job at the one place he knows he'll never run into his toxic ex, The Howling Commando, a local biker bar renowned for attracting a rough crowd, and it's take no shit from anyone owner, Steve Rogers.
The sexual tension between Tony and his new boss is obvious to everyone around them right from the start, but Steve isn't about to hit on one of his employees, especially not one as vulnerable as Tony seems to be. But the more time they spend together, the harder it is to deny their feelings for one another. When Ty finally manages to track Tony down at the bar, sending Tony into a self-destructive spiral, Steve realizes it's time for him to admit his feelings and start taking care of the boy who has somehow managed to break through all of his carefully constructed defenses.
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02 Jul 2022
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Following the Battle of New York, the Avengers Initiative kicks into high gear under the leadership of Steve Rogers, i.e. Captain America. Tony didn’t mean to become part of this initiative, but it makes sense to sign on due to his experience with SHIELD and Rhodey’s War Machine suits.
The upside: Tony’s tech can be used in a widespread and meaningful way to help protect people. The downside: the last time Tony saw Steve, he’d rejected Steve’s proposal of marriage and broke his heart, leading to almost ten years of the two having no contact whatsoever. Until now.
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- Part 1 of Half Agony, Half Hope
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- English
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- 10/10
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20 May 2022
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I Am the Night by gottalovev for Cap Iron Man Community
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
02 Jan 2021
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That's it. Tony is doomed. He rolls on his back, crosses his wings over his belly and closes his eyes. He'll await death here, misunderstood by the world to the bitter end.
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12 Apr 2022
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Tony would just like everyone to know that he said the Asgardian mead was a bad idea.
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- Part 28 of Tumblr Prompts
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09 Apr 2022
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Harry always knew that Severus was unlikely to choose him to be friends or lovers with. But having Malfoy brag at him about being Severus’s choice instead hurt.
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- Part 11 of Advent Fics 2014
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20 Oct 2021
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Asset. Fist of Hydra. The Winter Soldier. Bucky Barnes.
It was all the same, really.
Until it wasn't.
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- Part 11 of Who's been lovin' you good?
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- English
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- 2/2
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01 Sep 2021
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i babysat god and he stabbed me with a fork by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
24 Jul 2018
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If these two idiots don’t sort out their shit real soon, Loki is going to stab everyone in this room and then himself.
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28 Aug 2021
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Mistakes Are My Thing by Tahlruil for singingwithoutwords
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2017
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Pepper Potts is getting married, and Tony is over the moon for her - he just wants her to be happy, after all. Her wedding will be the best, happiest day in history, because she deserves it... the only problem is, to keep her happy, he has to bring his boyfriend. The one he invented just over a year ago to keep her from worrying about him after their breakup. The one based on a guy who he's pretty sure doesn't even like him. At least Bucky agreed to go with him and pretend to be his boyfriend for the event.
This is such a mistake.
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- Part 1 of Faking It and Making It
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01 Aug 2021
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Lost and Found by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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Six months before ‘I am Iron Man’, a man is left in an alley with nothing but his clothes, a first name, and a missing left arm. James doesn’t remember anything, but he picks himself up and tries to navigate the lost pieces of his life anyway.
Six months after ‘I am Iron Man’, Tony is falling apart. Pressure from Capital Hill, stress about the Expo, PTSD from Obadiah and Afghanistan and a blood toxicity monitor reading 19% has Tony tipping over into a nervous breakdown, so one day he runs away and tries to get lost, hoping to find some peace.
Tony and James meet as strangers but with Tony crossing things off his bucket list and James having nothing to lose, what starts as an offer to fix James’s arm quickly escalates into more.
Through Monaco, the Expo, and a birthday party, Tony and James learn that getting Lost can lead to being Found in incredible ways, but James doesn’t know about the palladium and Tony isn’t ready to admit they have an expiration date.
With time almost up, is Tony ready to say goodbye? And what happens when a Captain from James’s past shows up and calls him ’Bucky’?
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30 Jul 2021
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Interruptions by patrochilles_trash
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Oct 2020
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Peter Parker is incapable of having a normal day.
Part One: Tony calls Peter in the middle of a lab bender and forgets what day it is. Unfortunately for Peter, he's in the middle of calculus, and Tony can't help but pick on him just a little.
Part Two: There's an invasion in New York, and the team needs all available Avengers. It just so happens that aliens don't care about a high schooler's schedule.
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Edit: These are two separate scenarios! Sorry for the confusion
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14 Jul 2021
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“I considered it for a long time,” Tony continues. “I thought I could be okay with it. I’d have myself convinced I could keep going on like this, but then I’d catch him looking at you. And I realized I couldn’t let him do it, staying with me when he loves you more.”
“He doesn’t love me more, he just loves me differently,” Bucky says quietly. “C’mon, Tony. Like I said, I know him best. And I know he loves you just as much.”
Tony’s jaw shifts. “I’ll try to believe that.”
Bucky nods, a short thing. He keeps looking at Tony. “So, things have to end badly, huh?”
“What?”
“One of us ends up without him.”
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- 70
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08 May 2021
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Wild Horses Couldn't by sahiya for elrhiarhodan
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2017
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Steve looked out the window of the Quinjet, expecting to see Tony standing on the landing platform, hand raised in greeting.
But Tony wasn’t there. Natasha was. And the look on her face made Steve’s blood freeze.
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- 11,330
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- 73
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01 Apr 2021
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Oh, the gift of the Bite! Pfft. Yeah, no thanks, Stiles has seen way too many downsides about being a werewolf in Beacon Hills.
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- Part 3 of unhinged friday one-shots
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29 Jan 2021