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We all know and love Rick and Morty’s toxic episode… but… what did we miss when the cameras weren’t rolling? What dramas were unfolding in the blank spaces between rows and rows of script?
How are things going for Healthy Rick and Morty, now that they can simply enjoy the company of one another without all of the past… ‘complexities’ of their relationship mucking everything up? And conversely, how do you think it’s going for their Toxic counterparts?
One can't help but wonder...
Bookmarked by madmijade
06 Jul 2026
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It's Christmas! A time to devour decadent December dinners, to gratefully grab good-looking gifts, and to be...to be... provisionally pardoned from the punitive plague of the public school system! Ha! (I think we can all agree that I NAILED that.)
Yes, the Christmas holiday is truly one of the best- just below summer vacation and just above Halloween, in Morty's opinion. If only it wasn't being squandered on a visit to the Smith family grandparents out in the middle of God Knows Where, at the intersection of Nothing to Do and Nowhere to Go. And what's worse, Rick seems to be counting on MORTY to provide the entertainment. Maybe Morty should suggest that Rick put that big ol' brain to better use than sitting on a couch and pestering him all day.
Maybe Rick will listen.
Bookmarked by madmijade
05 Jul 2026
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Rick has a nasty little habit of using the word “adventure” to mean almost anything. From a daring heist to selecting a new fucking doorstop, the only constant in the word “adventure” is that it means he wants Morty with him. But for what, exactly, that’s always the question.
In this specific case, it’s pretty transparently an excuse to utilize Morty as unpaid child labor, and Morty can complain about it ‘til he’s blue in the face; it won’t change squat. But hey, at least Rick gives him Morty Adventure Stamps now. That’s…kind of like getting paid. And besides, it’s not all bad. Rick has his ways of balancing things out. The moments of calm, sharing cold drinks…Rick’s arms wrapped around him…that’s pay enough.
…Right?
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05 Jul 2026
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When a deal goes wrong, Rick and Morty end up crashed on a foreign planet. In the grand scheme of things, it could have been much worse, but tonight, Morty is exceptionally cranky about it...and Rick's cavalier attitude certainly isn't helping.
It's going to take a while to repair the ship. Maybe a day...maybe two. In that amount of time, anything could happen...
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05 Jul 2026
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There's nothing weird about getting a hotel room and taking a post-adventure nap with Rick, right? The universe is exhausting, and sometimes it's nice to recharge in a place where you won't be disturbed.
But there probably is something weird about getting super hard from your grandpa's sleeping body rubbing up against you. Yeah... there's clearly something very, very wrong with Morty. At least Rick hasn't noticed... right?
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