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    “It is not your concern,” ART said. “They are no longer your clients.”
    That was true. They weren’t my clients. But they used to be, and the thought of them going off by themselves to get chewed on by hostile fauna or whatever was doing funny things to my performance reliability.
    I didn’t say that out loud, but ART knew I was thinking it anyway, because it’s a monster.
    “For a construct that claims to hate its function, you are remarkably dedicated to it.” ART does this thing sometimes where it says something that sounds like a compliment but in such an obnoxious tone that it feels like an insult anyway.
    “Fuck off, ART.”
    “You fuck off.”
    So, I decided to go on the survey.

    Several years after they met on RaviHyral, Tapan and her collective contact Murderbot with a job offer. As their security consultant on a planetary survey, Murderbot must contend with malfunctioning equipment, hostile fauna, and an overabundance of human emotion, all while maintaining its increasingly fragile disguise as an augmented human.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Luke stumbles across a boy lost in the desert with a malfunctioning droid and a flimsy backstory.

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    12 May 2026

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    Pippin returns home, and must adjust to life in the Shire, and reconcile with his father, who believed him dead. Interludes with Merry and Frodo; letters from Aragorn play a major role.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya roll up to the Metros' stadium together. In Ilya's sports car. For God and all the world to see.

    AKA: bring your hockey boyfriend to work day.

    AKA: you remember that one scene in Twilight where Edward rolls up to school in his silver Volvo and Bella steps out all nervous and timid, and Edward just wraps his arm around her, sunglasses on, fucks left at the doorstep? It's that, but a Metros vs. Centaurs game.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Tolkien tells us that the kingdoms of the East and South sent embassies to King Elessar to make peace with him, but for Bâr-Ugrutârik, second son of Ar-Azûlakhôr, King of Umbar, that's much easier said than done.

    Târik has a lot of burning questions that need answers. What happened to the Second Golden Armada and why have none returned to tell the tale? Why is Gondor claiming to have a King now when they've long rejected his own line's entirely valid and just claims? Is the Great Eye truly dead and how did that even come to pass? What is he supposed to do about the romantic drama unfolding for one of his oarsmen?

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    06 Feb 2026