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The Weasleys, Potters, and Malfoys by maximum_cat_entropy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2017
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Cancelled!!!!
I ship both Albus x Scorpius and Rose x Scorpious. So, I gave Scorpius a twin sister and made everyone gay. Probably more focus on Rose's relationship, as I'm more comfortable writing from a female perspective. Otherwise canon compliant (books not movies). I am operating under the assumption that Hermione is Black for this story, which is really not relevant to the story at all, except to contribute to Rose's physical appearance. The main story will start in fifth year, with occasional flashbacks.This summary will be edited as I go along.
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--“I want a bard, Lam,” Aiden says, giving Lambert very good pleading eyes. “There’s a whole passel of them in town - can we steal one?”
“No,” Lambert says firmly. Jaskier begins towing Aiden through the tavern, hopefully towards the promised private room. Geralt nudges Lambert to follow.
“Just a little one?” Aiden asks plaintively over his shoulder. “Pocket-sized?”
“No,” Lambert repeats, rubbing his forehead. Geralt suppresses a snicker.
“I can recommend a few who might enjoy being stolen!” Jaskier puts in brightly--
Left Unsupervised by inexplicifics.
Now what if they did end up stealing a pocket-sized bard?
Of course before they can steal her she has to become a bard first.Bookmarked by maximum_cat_entropy
23 Jun 2026
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O, Empathy by almostnectarine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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“How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”
“Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”
“In my body,” said Geralt.
“Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.
“And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.
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19 Jun 2026
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The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.
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22 May 2026
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“Sherlock, are you and Daddy married?” John heard Rosie say from the other room.
“No,” Sherlock said, shortly followed by, “Want to look at pictures of the inside of eyeballs?”
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20 May 2026
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scattered ‘cross my family line (someone who loves you wouldn’t do this) by GoldenOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“My niece…” He swallows and looks down at Shane. Shane takes his hand and squeezes it.
“Her mother, ah, caught her with another girl.” Shane’s eyes bug out. He knows what this means. He knows what Ilya’s family is like.
“Is she…”
“Sveta has her. They take the next train out to Kazakhstan. Then we figure out visa and Canada.”
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Or: Ilya’s niece is caught kissing a girl and has to run to Canada.
Ilya and Shane have to learn to be parents and Arina finds out maybe some things (like gender and sexuality) aren’t so set in stone.
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23 Apr 2026