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Convinced it will make them better partners, Judy asks Nick to take the 5 Love Languages Quiz. He refuses, of course. Obviously, the solution for this is to secretly love him in all five ways, and figure out what he likes best!
The results of this... vary greatly. She winds up discovering far more than she expects.
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16 Dec 2025
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Judy's been asked out by another rabbit, but she missed out on dating experience in her pursuit of her career. She asks Nick to take her on a date to teach her what to do. And she gets free "time outs."
Nick might be too good at this.
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16 Dec 2025
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Believe it or not, Nick doesn’t have a single scar to show for any of his escapades. He knows Judy has got at least 2– the ones on her cheek and that one on her leg– and he’s not jealous or anything.
Alright. He kind of is.
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16 Dec 2025
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Judy is less than amused with a new TV show. Especially when it becomes the focus of her first official case with Nick as her partner.
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16 Dec 2025
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Judy's life is nothing like a romance novel.
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15 Dec 2025
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Everyone knows Wednesday and Enid have been dating for months now.
The only problem is, no one thought to let Wednesday know.
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22 Dec 2022
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shag, emotionally devastate beyond all recognition, kill by artreactor
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Feb 2022
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Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. TLDR: This causes the ego death of thousands.
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20 May 2022
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Dirk is still learning to trust him, but they're getting there.
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20 May 2022
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It's all going perfect- absolutely perfect, right?
It's easy to think that, and to keep on thinking that until it's not.
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27 Mar 2022
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Oddly specific AUs serve the double purpose of immersion into an area of experience perhaps previously unfamiliar to the reader and that of marvelling at the fact you can place a character in any context and figure out how they'd dance around.
The purpose of this study is to expand the scope of dirkjake by a slight but non negligible margin with one such specific AU, as well as a few rare friendship matchups of interest to the author.- Language:
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23 Mar 2022
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23 Mar 2022
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A Litany (In Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out) by sunflowerwonder
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jul 2017
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Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal.
A (limitless) love story for the (endless) ages.
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23 Mar 2022
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No-SBURB AU. Jake invites Dirk home for spring break during their first year of college, where Dirk rapidly develops a respect for the phrase “Like grandmother, like grandson.”
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12 Mar 2022
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Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.
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11 Mar 2022
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A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.
And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.
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10 Mar 2022
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You had high expectations for the man who finally took up your offer to work on the island, idle fancies of who he'd be to you, who he'd be at all.
Mister Strider, it turns out, is exactly none of those things - But for the life of you you can't figure out why you no longer seem to mind.
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09 Mar 2022
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One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).
Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!
...Right?
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- Part 1 of Sing a Rainbow
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09 Mar 2022
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Jake misses Dirk so badly that he accidentally summons Brain Ghost Dirk. Will he muster up the courage to talk to the real deal and make things right?
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24 Feb 2022
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Dirk is a fast food delivery guy in a small town. One day he meets eccentric millionaire extraordinaire Jake English and their lives slowly begin to change.
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21 Feb 2022
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Years down the line from when they first made contact across the lonely, hostile fabric of space, Jake English and Dirk Strider take a desperate chance to meet each other for the first time.
Or: Jake fixes a spaceship, meets a friend, argues with a pair of glasses, and tries to understand the boundary line between affection over distance and affection up close.
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- Part 2 of these foolish things
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18 Feb 2022