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    I just want them to be ok

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    things get better, slowly but surely.

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    Izuku and Katsuki over the years.

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    MARRIED?”

    “Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”

    “I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”

    “You can’t?”

    “He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”

    “Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.

    “I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    From his post, Viktor had a perfect view of him, ever studious and ever handsome, so young. Anyone with eyes and an interest in men would find Jayce interesting to watch across the room, he often told himself. Viktor was no stranger to attraction, but his proclivity for alone time had relegated him to a few trysts over the years, largely physical, never lasting. Just enough to scratch the itch.

    Watching Jayce was scratching an itch.

    Catching his eye across the room and smiling like they had a secret was scratching an itch.

    But Viktor wasn’t delusional. With all of Paris at Jayce’s fingertips, it would be ill-advised and unthinkable for him to settle for a banged-up, old librarian.

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    Paris, 1976. University librarian Viktor can understand why he has a crush on a new, foreign grad student. He cannot understand why that student wants to be his friend.

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    15 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    “I can hear your brooding.” Jayce tells him, voice thick with not-quite sleep. “Let me massage you.”

    “Go to sleep.”

    “I can't with you moving and sighing every five minutes.”

    “I am not sighing -”

    “Just. If not for you, let me do it so I can get some rest? Please?”

    “Fine.” Viktor groans.

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    An injury has Viktor in far more pain than usual. Jayce is at once the best and worst nurse he's ever dealt with.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    “I’m already on a medication to suppress estrus,” Viktor informs him dully. Jayce’s whole face burns at his flippant ribaldry. “I had to be, in order to have a residence here. What else do you want me to do, Jayce?” He sounds tired, and Jayce feels like even more like an asshole.

    “It’s just the smell,” he whines. “I - I can’t help smelling it if you don’t, you know, block it.”

    Now Viktor looks interested. His eyes are sharp, too knowing. “And what do I smell like?”

    “That’s an intimate question,” Jayce coughs, because it is, but all Viktor does is bend one thick eyebrow upward. “Um.”

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  5. Rec 64

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    The Machine Herald travels to an alternate dimension and ends up making out with Arcane Viktor—and railing Jayce Talis into the bed—for two bags of cheese and the sacred knowledge of 'the tongue thing.' He returns to his dimension, determined to figure out if 'the tongue thing' transcends dimensions, and makes it Jayce "The Defender of Tomorrow" Giopara's problem.

    Luckily for Viktor "the Machine Herald" Nolastname, Jayce has been embarrassingly obsessed with him for years, so when Viktor shows up in his house to steal his cheesy puffs, make him orphan regular bacon, and demand Jayce help him with his "research" to see if the tongue thing is a natural-occurring phenomenon or a learned thing, Jayce agrees.

    A romantic comedy in three parts, emphasis on the comedy. They DO cuddle in the end, though, and Jayce does stick his fingers in Viktor's ports.

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    04 Sep 2025