mewhee



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Bucky is just some 22 year old former high school dropout working too many jobs to pay for his shitty apartment and his sister's tuition, so when he meets Steve Rogers and Tony Stark and they take an interest in him, it makes no sense.

    He can't understand why they would want to spend time with him, let alone date him, but he's just lonely and greedy enough to cling onto what they're offering and hope that when it ends, it won't crush him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187,302
    Chapters:
    29/30
    Comments:
    911
    Kudos:
    1,016
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    41,295

    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.

    One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.

    --

    Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128,576
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    219
    Kudos:
    428
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    10,368

    19 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

    Tags
    Summary

    A service alpha is someone enrolled in government-created and funded assistance programs designed to help omegas who don't have a stable partner, to help them safely navigate their heats. Wade knows what they are. He just never thought he'd have one offering himself to him.

    Peter Parker is a service alpha, a perfect model of what society aspires to be. Wade Wilson is a defective omega. Both make impulsive decisions that they may later regret.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,685
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,790

    07 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

    Tags
    Summary

    Laxus is more than surprised when he realises that he knows his hookup for the night. Blindfolded and waiting for him is no other than Bickslow. Surely, Bickslow knows who he has invited, though. Right?

    After a fantastic night, Laxus is shocked to find that the answer is no. What is he supposed to do now? Should he tell Bickslow that it was him, or simply forget about the entire thing? Can he forget about it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,399
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    421

    15 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

    Tags
    Summary

    I'm sorry? You've got what in that box!?"

    "Deadpool," Tony said as if a whole man could fit in a black box the size of a Barbie doll.

    "ok.. and this involves me because..."

    "It's your week to take care of him."

    "Excuse me?" Peter shouted.

     

    How do you keep an unkillable murderer from doing any more damage?
    Answer: shrink him tiny style.
    Wade is now the size of a Barbie doll, and as part of Spider-Man's new 'Avenger duties', he has to take care of him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,562
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,102

    13 Mar 2026