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“You realize,” Suguru says, tugging lightly his binding, the seals suppressing his cursed energy, and he can only just barely keep the molten frustration on his tongue from burning the flat silk of his voice, “that this is a kidnapping.”
“So harsh!” Tsukumo laughs, “Think of it as a dubiously consensual internship! Fully paid, 'promise!”
//OR: Tsukumo sees the blaring red flags painted all over Getō, and decides to do something about it.
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
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Aliens keep coming to Earth to have sex with Stephen. Bizarre, insistent, vigorous, embarrassingly stimulating sex.
...that's it. That's the fic.
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22 Jun 2025
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i still can’t believe i finally found it omg. at last i can say i've done something with my life
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Two Capitalists In Love by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
26 May 2021
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Mr. Krabs and Diavolo fall in love before Diavolo inevitably dies. // jjba part 5 spoilers
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Roderich is forced to Zurich to attend a conference hosted by the last man on Earth he wants to see, mere months after an incredibly messy breakup-- a man who seems hellbent on continuing to make his life far more difficult than it strictly needs to be. He quickly discovers that he has neither the strength nor the influence to handle this all on his own, but how could he possibly ask for help when he has an equally complicated history with every potential ally? To survive with his reputation and his last good nerve intact, the question of who is trustworthy and who is not must be definitively answered. Not that definitive answers are commonplace.
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Never Abolish Chance by Anonymous
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Jul 2020
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Pannacotta Fugo has a bad habit.
His bad habit is that every morning, after washing his face and brushing his teeth, he shoots himself in the head.
(Or: Fugo's redemption arc as Slice of Life instead of Action/Adventure)
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- Part 1 of Jojo fics
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- 11/11
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05 Nov 2024
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i think this might be my single favourite fic of all time. i dont know how to say it but its me, right? its important. its really important to me.
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He wanted to be the greatest cook who ever lived... by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Breaking Bad, Ratatouille (2007)
25 Jun 2024
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Remy the rat hides under Jesse's beanie and helps him cook meth.
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25 Jun 2024
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The Ogre of the Caribbean by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Shrek (Movies)
05 Sep 2025
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The gold of Isla de Muerta has been stolen, but instead of the crew turning into skeletons, they become...fairy tale creatures. Jack needs to face the dragon (BARBOSSA) and he brings along a whole new crew, talking Donkey and all.
A very revised telling of the Curse of the Black Pearl and the first Shrek movie combined in one. I'm going to make it work. I promise.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
UPDATED: I have scrapped the Shrekington romance. Sorry. They're platonic now. Beckett/Farquaad is still happening though.
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into the Milkstorm by millicrisp
Fandoms: The Sims (Video Games), Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004)
19 Feb 2024
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(like maelstrom)
Preminet kills Katrina Caliente by drowning her. But when a handsome stranger shows up to usher away her soul, it ends up sparking a romance for the ages. Serial killer!Preminet x Grim Reaper (Sims 4)
Grim Reaper reveals that his real name is. He’s an Omega and Preminet is OBVIOUSLY an alpha male. Grim has a medical condition that causes him to lactate uncontrollably. This will be relevant ;ater.Series
- Part 2 of Into the Milkverse
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20 Feb 2024
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hell yes i’m recommending my own fic. it’s fucking terrible and you should read it
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The Hardships of Courtships in the Bagginshield Ship by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 Jan 2015
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"I am very majestic," Thorin agreed gently, almost moved to tears as well by the plight of his beloved burglar. "That is true."
Bilbo sniffed again and wiped at his eyes, convinced that Thorin would never love him.
"But I love you," Thorin continued and proceeded to stick his tongue down Bilbo's throat, because making out with someone who was crying seemed like a reasonable idea.
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19 Feb 2024
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i made all my friends read this at dinner once it was a great bonding experience. tears were shed
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19 Feb 2024
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i think everyone should read this at least once. for science
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the arsonist's guide to setting sanctuary fires: a comprehensive analysis on selfishness by gravitationals (celestialmechanics)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Nov 2020
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The devilish vine, the pesky weed inside your skull, sinks its roots a little deeper: is it really wise for you to allow the flames behind your teeth to lick any closer to his wooden structures; to roll your body, doused in lighter-fluid, around in his sheets so that they might burst into flame in the dead of night?
(Obviously, it’s not wise. You do it anyway.)
EXHIBIT 1: ATTEND A BONFIRE. DRENCH YOURSELF IN GASOLINE.Series
- Part 2 of instructions for self-destruction
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22 Dec 2023
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how to love the ticking time bomb: a comprehensive guide by gravitationals (celestialmechanics)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Nov 2020
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HOW TO LOVE THE TICKING TIME BOMB: A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE
STEP 1: DON'TSeries
- Part 1 of instructions for self-destruction
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22 Dec 2023
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the continuation of politics by other means by consumptive_sphinx
Fandom Warriors - Erin Hunter
12 Jun 2019
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25 Oct 2023
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Thunderclan, Firestar once told him, uses a heavy crown made out of gold. They could have made it lighter, and chose not to, because they wanted every king and queen who wore it to remember that leadership is a burden, not a glory. (Firestar says, Firestar says; his thoughts always seem to circle around to Firestar, when he lets them. He doesn’t let himself think seriously that perhaps Mudclaw had a point, but the “perhaps” is there.)
Firestar fought a duel to the death for his crown, watched a queen go mad under the crown. Onestar takes the crown of Windclan in his hands — it’s a light, unobtrusive thing, made out of polished wood and enamel, meant to not be too obvious a badge, so that the king would remember that he was still part of his people.
The king is still a part of his people, Onestar thinks, and tosses Tallstar’s crown — his crown, now — from one hand to the other and back again. Perhaps he’ll be ripped in two. Wouldn’t that be fitting.
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25 Oct 2023
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First Person Plural Exclusive (us, but not you) by consumptive_sphinx
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter
03 Feb 2017
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It doesn’t take long for us to get out of town, and we all relax at least a little bit once we’re outside of the city limits. Brandon offers to be DJ, plays generic pop songs that nobody loves but everyone except Crow is alright with, and Crow has his earbuds in so it doesn’t matter what he thinks. There isn't enough space for all of us, so Squirrel and Crow (the only ones that will fit) are belted into the same seat.
Instead of a quest to save the Clans, the journey to the sun-drown-place is a bunch of kids in a five-seater car, running away from home.
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25 Oct 2023
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Would Kira have gay sex? by itiaskia for otoutocomplex
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2022
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L puts Light in a compromising position
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a home for every season by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2015
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Let’s talk about a Susan who never moved on, who buried her family in English soil and spent the rest of her life trying to find her way home. She did not believe lions were kind, but she always remembered a bow in her schoolgirl hands.
She looked in every old wardrobe she came across. It was casual, everyday– the first day in a new lecture hall, she checked the back of the coat closet. Friends had her over for Christmas dinner and she excused herself to go the bathroom, checked every cabinet and closet, and then headed back in for pudding. She went home with a cute boy she met in a smoky little pub and she checked his wardrobe before she headed home the next morning, heels in hand.
She also went to college, got a political science degree she had to fight for. She got a byline in the local paper, a few ladies’ magazines, then a larger regional publication.
She had mimosa brunches with friends. She read detective novels, never touched fantasy, and finally one day she stepped through an old stone archway barely thinking about it and–-
She was standing in a treeless plain, all yellow grass and blue blue skies.
(Susan Pevensie goes to Middle Earth)
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28 Jun 2023
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MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter.
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25 Jun 2023
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a reylo fic by treezie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Dec 2015
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short rey/kylo fic :)
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24 Jun 2023