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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane is mad at Ilya, and as usual, Ilya makes it everyone else problem.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    8:47pm
    Shane: [insert video here]

    Shane: Yes. Come get what you want, please. I'm dying for this again ;)

    And he sent the message buzzing with excitement, expecting Ilya to burst through his door at any second.

    Suddenly he received a text from Ilya and his cheesy grin faded into the face of a man whose entire career just flashed before his eyes.

    8:47pm

    Moy Lyubov: SHANE DELETE FROM GROUP CHAT NOW.

     

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    Shane sends he and Ilya’s Sex tape to the Cens Group chat and chaos entails.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]

    Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?

    [Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]

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    12 Jul 2026