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Everyone in their friend group is dating each other and Naruto's tired of it.
Sasuke has an obvious solution.
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Shikamaru thinks he's found the perfect guy to sublet his room over the summer.
Unfortunately, he and his roommate have already met.
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"The good news is, this only lasts for one day. But we can't let anyone know."
"Why not?"
Ugh, Naruto's face does not look right doing that condescending are you a fucking dumbass look.
"Because, dumbass, how do you think the village would react to me, the defector who trained with a certain someone who had a penchant for stealing people’s bodies, taking over your body?"
After accidentally activating one of Orochimaru's experimental inventions, Sasuke and Naruto must spend a day swapped in each other's bodies. How much can twenty-four hours change?
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Naruto is a little overdramatic when he and Sasuke have to spend some time apart, because of course he is.
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“I poisoned myself, dumbass.” Sasuke barely suppresses another wave of laughter at the ridiculousness of that statement. “Not on purpose,” he adds when Naruto’s bottom lip quivers. “Idiot. I just ate the wrong berries. Light red good, marginally darker red bad. Who knew?”
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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Bookmarked by mnee
13 Apr 2025
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A routine hot spring soak takes a turn for the scandalous when someone helps themselves to a conversation not meant for their ears.
Or was it?
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04 Apr 2025
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
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06 Oct 2024
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An absence which could not be more there by aesc
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
14 Apr 2012
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He prepared to shift another half-step over to the Current Events section (which would, of course, enrage him) when the teaser positioned by the model's left elbow caught his eye: DATING WHILE TELEPATHIC: WHY I DON'T DO IT.
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08 Aug 2024
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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Bookmarked by mnee
09 Jun 2022