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Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.
Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?
Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.
Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.
This is it. This is Ed’s solution.
(Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)
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17 Jun 2026
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We May or Might Never All Meet Here Again by Froggies (Froggiest)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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“What d’you mean?”
He does not get an immediate response. Stede, being a bit one-track minded, is still squinting in confusion and distress at the vessel. Edward cannot fathom anything that would be mind boggling and upsetting all in equal measure, until Stede confirmed what he is seeing with an exhaled name.
“...Mary?”
What. No, genuinely. What? Mary… the wife? Mary, of the Bonnet variety? Mary, the woman who Edward distinctly remembers Stede mentioning as part of the reason he left him behind? That Mary?
After tenuously making up and healing their relationship, Ed and Stede spot a vessel in need on the horizon.
Stede never had expected to watch the love of his life and his former wife meet.
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- Part 2 of When I Return, I Swear I’m Gonna Stay.
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17 Apr 2026
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Ed hears the gunshot. It changes things.
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16 Apr 2026
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Stede really does try with Calico Jack. Mary's always said that they should attempt to cultivate good relationships with each other's friends...not that she was ever particularly burdened with the task on her end. And not that he and Ed are together--
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14 Apr 2026
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The crew's up to something. Ed may not know what yet, but he can smell a plot brewing a mile off. It's not the festival air that's taken over the ship that's got him confused, nor even all the hastily-stifled grins. He's sailed under his share of captains over whose graves he'd have drunk a celebratory bottle of rum, while singing, and then had a nice, long piss to wash the dust off the headstone. No, what's keeping him from cornering the nearest man against a wall with a knife to their throat is all the damn giggling.
He's weathered, joined, and instigated plenty of mutinies in his time, but giggling...that's a new one.
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13 Apr 2026
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The guard posted on their barracks gives Ed a weird look as he sneaks back in that night, almost like he wants to bolt. It's not entirely unexpected--though the rest of these idiots may think he's tamed, this one has sound cause to think differently--but the back of his neck prickles a warning at that look of terror all the same.
There isn't much he needs to collect, and he'd packed most of it up before leaving to acquire a dinghy. No sense being weighed down with obvious proof he means to escape. Stede's bunk is already empty, of course, the man himself led off by the guard outside half an hour before, but this is Stede. Best if Ed checks for himself to be sure he didn't leave behind anything important.
Like his stockings. And his shoes. And every fucking thing else save the piss-poor clothes the quartermaster gave him. What the entire fuck?
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13 Apr 2026
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“The House Cup. It’s official—they’re letting hedges compete.”
“Wow.” He doesn’t know why this seems to knock the wind out of him. It’s not as if he didn’t know this was coming. Can hardly forget an event that only occurs every twenty-one years. An event that at three-years-old was probably his first real memory. One of his only memories of, well, before. “That’s great, Lily…”
“It is. It really is." She smiles to herself. “Because we are going to wipe the floor with those prissy, gatekeeping, ‘classically trained’ wizards.”
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A Modern w/ Magic AU featuring a Scottish pub, hedge magic, a masked wizarding tournament, and two idiots accidentally falling in love twice.
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Bookmarked by mossclouds
25 Mar 2026
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Blacks do not cry. Blacks do not make empty threats. Blacks do not care about 'goodness.' And they most definitely do not fall in love.
Sirius was the perfect Black. Until he wasn't.
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A Slytherin! Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his Dark Mark and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored. Enter Gryffindor's resident bad boy, Remus Lupin.
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18 Mar 2026
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Green.
The word green was used to convey a great many things. Illness. Envy. Inexperience.
Standing there amidst Janine's chattering bridesmaids, watching Sherlock furrow his brow and study fabric swatches, watching him smile and simper and flirt, John thought it a remarkably apt colour choice. Because he felt quite sick to his stomach, he feared the source of said sickness might very well be jealousy, and he had absolutely no idea at all what to do about it.
Or: Sherlock needs to fake a relationship for a case. He doesn't ask John.
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05 Jan 2026
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A Tale of Two Soldiers by batslikepastel for quintessentiallychemical
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
19 Mar 2023
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“Never have I ever kissed someone of the same gender,” Lestrade says with A Look between him and John, and Sherlock is uncomfortably aware of eyes on him as Donovan and the desk sergeant drink.
(Sherlock is frankly surprised that Lestrade himself has never kissed a man, given his inordinate interest in Mycroft, of all people. Oh, God. Not a mental image he needed. He shudders. Delete.)
Take that, Lestrade. He hasn’t drunk and neither has-
“Fuck you, Greg,” John laughs, ruddy-cheeked. He drinks.
The ensuing beat of silence is the longest Sherlock has ever felt.
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It's Christmas, and Sherlock and John are finally flatmates again after the tumultuous events of the previous year. But a sudden revelation about John's sexuality and James Sholto's unexpected presence throw a wrench into Sherlock's plans, and his jealousy threatens to overwhelm him even as John remains blithely oblivious. Their relationship has reached a turning point, and the ball is in John's court now.
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- Part 2 of elementary, my dear! (my johnlock fics)
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Bookmarked by mossclouds
31 Dec 2025
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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18 Aug 2025
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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15 Aug 2025
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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15 Aug 2025
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"Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"
The room is blank with silence.
Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"
Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."
"And is God here, in this room?"
Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.
"He's not," Stede concedes.
"That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."
Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.
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19 Apr 2025
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[sequel to do no harm, take no shit]
After the Widow Bonnet reveals that she's not exactly a widow, Ed goes to find Stede.
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- Part 2 of all i've learned is overturned
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Bookmarked by mossclouds
19 Apr 2025
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Sherlock Holmes realises his new flatmate cares about him. It's information he doesn't know how to handle.
Basically, the story of how Sherlock discovers love, and of how this changes him completely. Predominantly Johnlock, but other characters appear too, because love comes in different forms. Mostly canon compliant.
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02 Jan 2025
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Under the guidance of the mysterious Lady of the Lake, Arthur spends the many years between his death and his revival in the realm of Avalon. There’s plenty of deals to make with the Sidhe, prophecies about magic to unravel, and mostly—there’s Merlin to watch, on the other side, always waiting for Arthur.
A tale spanning centuries, as Arthur finally returns magic to Albion.
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30 Dec 2024
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For better or for worse, Gwen has never been known to give up on anyone easily.
So, when she's imprisoned in a dark tower full of mandrake roots and starts to suspect that Morgana might not be entirely lost to her, that there might still be a chance to get her back – well, what else would she do but take it?
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28 Dec 2024
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May All Your Christmases Be White by trouvailleamor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, White Christmas (1954)
26 Dec 2021
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“Get a look at those green eyes,” James says.
“They’re brown,” Sirius corrects, and he watches as the man tries his hardest to look anywhere in the crowd except at their table. Sirius is used to people being nervous around him, and he usually thrives off of it, but he would much rather prefer it if those brown eyes would meet his.
“No, they’re green. Like emeralds,” James says, like the sap that he is. There’s a reason that Sirius is the lyricist out of the two, James’s talents are better suited for composing.
“They’re definitely brown,” Sirius says, and James seems to concede.
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18 Dec 2024
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When Thomas catches Mary and Anna on the night of Kemal Pamuk's death, he helps them carry the body back instead of Cora.
The secret brings Thomas and Mary closer than expected.
(And they learn they are more similar than either anticipated.)
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Bookmarked by mossclouds
12 Sep 2024