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  1. Rec 10

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    Sometimes it feels like the universe gave him Jamie. A mirror into his younger idiot self. A chance to learn some hard lessons and be a better person, usually, for them, a chance to pass on some hard-won wisdom and set Jamie up, hopefully, for avoiding some of Roy’s old mistakes.

    A budding generational talent to prop up Roy’s first season as manager, the glue that binds the team together, and he’s spoiled for it and taking still more because Christ, how is he supposed to turn away what Jamie’s so eager to offer?

    He’s a brute, the worst sort of sleaze in professional sports, but it’s just so fucking easy.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 12

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    Boromir believes that certain shameful delights are best gotten over and done with quickly. Aragorn, naturally, has other ideas.

    Or, how Boromir finally gets taught some patience.
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    Inspired by amazing NSFW fanart.

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    04 May 2026

  3. Rec 16

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    Boromir may have survived the perils of the treacherous journey with the Fellowship, but his own hidden desires would imperil his honour no less than any dark magic.

    Worst of all, the returned King is stricken by the same forbidden want and is far from oblivious to Boromir’s covert glances.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    While on a visit to a tavern that caters to men with certain proclivities, Boromir meets a handsome northern ranger. Afterwards, he resolves to bury the shameful desires the meeting inspired in him—and succeeds, until his father bids him travel to Rivendell, to attend a secret counsel…

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    26 Nov 2025

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    "I heard the monster was some kind of frog that cries a lot. Someone told me he'd fed it."
    "Fed it?"
    "Yes, he said the Ringbearer brought it back with him, and now it's staying in a guest house and it eats raw meat, and it stays in the dark all the time and screams if you open a window to let in the sunlight, and if you bring it water to splash in it'll tell you a riddle. I am certain he invented all of it. He thinks he's quite special now he's an errand boy in the palace. But, as we were telling absurd tales..."
    Gollum stepped out into the street behind them. "There was no monster," he said shrilly, "no! No, no- don't talk about things you know nothing about- it is silly! Foolish!"
    "I'm sorry?" one of the teens said, turning to blink at him, and another said: "Who are you?"
    Gollum had no answer. How could he answer? What would he say? He squirmed, and said gollum in his throat, and turned on his heel to scurry away.
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    There was a third hobbit on Mt. Doom that day. But no one likes to talk about that, now do they, precious?

    (AU. Gollum made a different choice at Cirith Ungol. And, awkwardly enough, he's not dead, somehow, so, uh, now what?)

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    10 Oct 2025