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The Hail Mary's Bureaucratic Scientist by PanickingAvocado
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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She saw every camera pan to her and she ignored them as she stayed rooted in her spot. She closed her eyes, took a few deep breaths, and soaked in the warmth of the dying sun. She slowly opened her eyes. Staring straight ahead she took a step forward without a motion of hesitancy.
Eva Stratt boards the Hail Mary.
Series
- Part 1 of Eva Stratt Boards The Hail Mary AU
- Part 3 of PMH fics
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"You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"
Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.
Or,
Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)
