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Unprofessional Romantic Liaisons: A Sprinklor Story by mutanthairything
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Oct 2019
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Minimus Ambus' sprinkler system fanfiction includes one featuring the stalwart Sprinklor and a former enemy of the fire fighting brigade.
aka What if Minimus also wrote self-insert smut fics?
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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26 Jul 2026
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The Tragic Travails and Troubles of a Young Taryon Darrington by masterofmyfate
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
26 Apr 2023
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Taryon was not much of a Darrington, according to his father. This was true when he was a child bewitched by fantasy novels; it seemed true when he was a teen building his first automaton and friend; and it had never felt more true than when 20-year-old Taryon realized he was in love with his latest tutor, Lawrence.
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21 Jun 2023
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Doesn't matter which universe he is in, Proletius just can't catch a break.
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- Part 1 of No Rest for Dreadlord Proletius
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29 Jan 2020
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The original rubble lives fic, now to be rewritten
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- Part 1 of Rubble Lives AU
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06 Jan 2020
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A Feeling That Won't Disappear by LadyTorix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Aug 2019
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The history of the Functionist universe’s Seething Moon was quite different from the one the Lost Light encountered in their native reality. In the years of the Functionist council’s push for conquest it had been found and the lives contained within were harvested on a massive scale. Frozen and stockpiled, they were used to create a cold constructed army for the council's ambitions of conquest.
An immense number of these sparks were lost, but a few were lucky, misplaced and forgotten until after the council’s fall. But...what if a familiar spark had been spared?
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- Part 3 of MiniMegs Week 2019
- Part 1 of Forged Medic
- Part 5 of Transformers
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18 Aug 2019