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    Harry tries to answer when Fudge questions him at the Ministry for his trial, but quickly figures out that that isn't going to happen. He's not actually present for a trial, that was just pretense. This is a sentencing and Harry is done having to explain himself to people who already don't believe him. So he just sits and waits until Fudge loses his patience and finally tells him to speak.

    So he does. And being able to do so, changes the entire premise of the hearing. From what Harry can see, Madam Bones had been hoping for that to happen so she could take over and properly run an interview as was meant to happen. Instead of being done in a few short hours, things take much longer. By the time they take a mid-day recess, even Lucius Malfoy appears to be on Harry's side.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    There were a great many things Harry still didn’t know about his world. And he was perfectly all right with that.

    You didn’t have to be the cleverest person in the world to be happy, after all, and nobody knew everything. (Though Harry rather suspected Tom would argue otherwise.)

    Still, Harry thought it was only fair. If everyone knew everything already, there wouldn’t be much point in anything, would there?

    That was what made school so brilliant. It was a place absolutely soaked in opportunity. Or at least, that was how Tom would have put it.

    Always seize opportunity by the throat, he’d said once.

    It seemed a bit excessive. But nevertheless, Harry fully intended to get everything he possibly could out of the whole affair.

    After all, he was his father’s son.

    Hogwarts had no idea what was coming.

    Between Hogwarts hijinks, a meddling headmaster, and Tom’s overprotective tendencies – paired with his not‑so‑secret quest for Ministry dominance – Harry’s school years are anything but ordinary.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    With a sound like a giant bubble bursting, Harry vanished – ripping a chunk of the fence and the earth beneath him into a swirling void.

    Dudley and his gang froze, staring at the empty space where the other boy had just been – confusion clear across their faces.

    Harry Potter had gotten away.

    (Far away, in the humid forests of Albania, a shadow of a man – a mere sliver of soul, the faint spectre of the once-feared Lord Voldemort – felt a violent pull on his magic. He could not resist – could not fight it. In an instant, he was drained, erased, and snuffed out like a candle.

    Thus, one prophecy found its end, while another – far away and elsewhere – had only just begun.)

    Or: Harry never apparates to the top of the school roof in a feat of accidental magic. Instead, he rips through time and space and – after a few twists and turns – lands squarely in the metaphorical lap of a Dark Lord in his prime, becoming Voldemort’s least favourite plot twist.

    Tom, however, eventually comes to appreciate the pint-sized troublemaker he has been saddled with.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    A familiar yet mysterious cat shows up at Privet Drive Number 4 in the summer of 1985. It's different than Harry remembers. Perhaps a bit too different.
    Perhaps a touch too dead.

    Harry does not grow up completely alone, for he has a wonderful companion in Tom, his lovely pet who just so happens to possess a new cat every couple of years. Somehow, not everyone Harry meets finds Tom as lovely as he does.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    It's been over five years since Voldemort's defeat when Harry Potter gets pushed through a portal and falls into the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This wouldn't be a problem, exactly, except it's his parents' Hogwarts instead of his own. Thankfully, Hermione and Ron aren't about to let him face this newest form of trouble by himself. Even more fortunately, Hermione says they're in a different dimension entirely.

    Harry has a castle full of living ghosts, his best friends by his side, and three to six months to make just a few changes. Starting with a snake.

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    02 Jun 2026