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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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04 May 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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- 52,632
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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05 Dec 2025
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"Wordlessly, and slowly, Bruce takes one breath after another, composing himself. He hands Jason the slightly crumpled sheet of paper. Jason reads it quickly. Quicker than Bruce, but he reads it again and again and again. Finally snapping with panicked urgency, 'What the fuck is this?'
Bruce, completely devoid of any inflection, forces himself to simply state the facts in front of him. 'That is Red Robin’s two week notice.'"
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Tim really thought leaving would be a lot easier. Both figuratively and literally.
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- English
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- 46,083
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 19
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- 1,095
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29 Oct 2025
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
27 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
- Language:
- English
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- 113,013
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3,325
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- 21,145
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18 Oct 2025
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What happens in Vegas by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 May 2022
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57 missed calls.
Bart_ahhh tagged you and one other in a postThe Gazette (4 hours ago)
Bruce Wayne’s youngest eligible bachelor is off the market: Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped in Vegas [EXCLUSIVE pictures]63 unread messag-
Tim jolted upright. His eyes scanned over the headline again. Timothy Drake-Wayne eloped… Timothy Drake-Wayne what?
And with who?
Or: Tim and Conner accidentally get married in Vegas and decide to stay that way until they can get quietly divorced. It’s simple. Except the Bats are detectives and the press is relentless and oh, Tim is hopelessly in love with his best frie- husband?
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- Part 1 of Husbands with benefits
- Language:
- English
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- 92,234
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 1
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26 Sep 2025
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‘Drake?’
Tim felt like he was choking. His throat was tight. He couldn’t swallow.
‘Damian?’ He managed.
Damian was… here. At Kent Farm. Dressed in the too-big Batman pajamas that Dick had bought him last Christmas as a joke. And- And-
Tim was wearing Kon’s t-shirt and his hair was messy and his lips were swollen and- He wasn’t ready for this- He wasn’t- He couldn’t-
How had he been so stupid?
Or: Tim comes out to Damian and prepares for the entire family to know by morning. It just so happens that Damian can keep a secret. Multiple, actually.
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- 22,423
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by neonisgone
20 Sep 2025
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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- 1/1
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09 Sep 2025
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
- Language:
- English
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- 24,696
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 139
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- 2,625
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11 Aug 2025
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Clark gets information that Lex Luthor is in possession of Wayne Tech and decides to confront Bruce Wayne about it. As he suspected, Wayne isn't involved with Luthor, but he is ready to look into it. It's just Clark's luck that some paparazzi catches their meeting on film and suddenly the papers are filled with "SUPERMAN: WAYNE'S LATEST CONQUEST?"
- Language:
- English
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- 13,711
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 146
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01 Aug 2025
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A walk around Paris, after the rain has come and lingered, with a choreographer and his dancer.
Featuring: Tobias' scrunchy face, the rain, gentle affection, and Gabin's weirdly square shaped rock
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09 May 2025
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Raised as a weapon of war and a loyal guardian of the Tybur family, Levi has known only obedience and combat within the oppressive Marleyan military machine. His life revolves around following orders and crushing enemies. During the rescue mission to the island of Paradis, he captures Erwin Smith, a Commander of the Scouts. This encounter sets off a chain of events that will challenge Levi's loyalties and ignite a connection that transcends their divided worlds, leading them toward a bond neither could have foreseen.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 229,423
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 937
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Bookmarked by neonisgone
28 Feb 2025
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“It’s always been in you, this thing, this pathetic fucking parasite. This need for violence. You could do something great with it, if it doesn’t kill you first. It’s why you’re no one. It’s why you’re always cold. I bet it’s warm now though, huh? A hot bath after a long day. But don’t mistake it for love. Not for a second. It isn’t love. It’s our chains.”
There’s a new gang threatening the Rippers’ monopoly on illegal weapons dealing, growing like a tumour in London’s financial heart. Levi, the Rippers’ strongest weapon, is given a simple task: cut the head off the opposition; kill their leader, Erwin Smith.
Dark Ackerbond organised crime AU.
- Language:
- English
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- 227,432
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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10 Jan 2025
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light by DrButtons
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
21 Aug 2023
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It's almost Valentine's Day, and Erwin needs to deal with his massive crush on the school janitor before it gets out of hand.
Or not! Ignoring it has worked pretty well for him so far. Mostly.
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- English
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- 29,951
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- 4/4
- Comments:
- 202
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- 1,035
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01 Dec 2024
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The rain has stopped. A breeze ruffles Levi’s hair, dissipating the last of the steam from the tips of his ears. It carries the scent of ozone, dew-dropped grass, the mineral tang of the mud. Levi’s tongue is too big in his mouth. He watches Erwin loom over him and is suddenly seized by the sense that he is teetering over the precipice, gazing over the expanse of something indescribable, enormous, unfathomable. There is a hand lovingly placed in between his shoulder blades, and deft fingers are weaving wire through his sternum, knitting the wound shut.
The clouds part, and sunshine unfurls from behind Erwin’s broad shoulders.
“Fight with us, Levi.” His voice shakes with conviction. “We need you.”
The hand at Levi’s back gives a gentle push, the wire pulls taut, and Levi soars.
- Language:
- English
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- 151,725
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- 19/28
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- 415
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27 Nov 2024
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the wrong place by congee4lunch
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
14 Mar 2024
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“I don’t want you, I don’t want anything to do with you, Alexander,” Henry breathes out, his breath ghosting over Alex’s lips. “I just want to feel good.”
“Perfect,” Alex grins. “I want the exact same thing, Fox.”
henry and alex hate each other. when they're forced to share a hotel room and a bed for a night, they fuck about it.
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- 1/1
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21 Mar 2024
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Laurent is a ragdoll, pulled down into the dark at improbable speed. The lift it makes in his stomach is odd, like the giddy drop on a rollercoaster. A moment of elation, perhaps, before he dies.
He breaks the surface.
His gasping mouth now pulls in air, his feet firmly on the rock bottom of the spring and legs holding him up unshakably. Water streams from his head, down his body, as though a bucket had been dumped over his head. He reaches up to push his sopping hair from his eyes.
“Naiad,” a voice says.
Laurent stills. Psychological collapse should be allowed, by the universe, to be a solitary affair, especially when it happens in a state of complete undress. It’s unfair on a cosmic level that Laurent should be happened upon by a stranger in his current condition.
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On holiday with his brother in Ios, Laurent bathes in a hot spring. Unfortunately, he drowns. Even more unfortunately, when he surfaces somehow, he finds himself thrust back in time. Dropped into the middle of a mythologised ancient war for the Akielon throne, he is determined to get back to the modern day - even after ending up kidnapped (or perhaps rescued) by the rightful King, Damianos.
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- Part 1 of even in another time
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 216,501
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Comments:
- 1,493
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15 Dec 2023
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“One more thing you should know,” Pez adds as Henry takes the invitation from him. “June Claremont-Diaz is coming.”
Henry freezes.
June Claremont-Diaz isn’t the problem. She’s a lovely girl, and her articles about their shelter openings have always been kind. Pez has invited her to each fundraiser since the Los Angeles shelters’ opening, and she’s attended every single one, happy to participate in the theme if she can get a good article out of it.
No, the problem isn’t June Claremont-Diaz. The problem is her brother.
Or, Henry and Pez’s new shelter is opening in Brooklyn, and Henry is determined to spend the entire night avoiding Alex, while Alex is determined to do the exact opposite of that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,751
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 270
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15 Sep 2023
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It happens like a fever dream.
The first time Steve gives Eddie a swift smack on the ass, it’s obviously just an old jock habit that’s stuck with him. It wasn’t meant to have Eddie’s knees going weak, or turn his blood hot under his skin, or give him a brand in the shape of Steve Harrington’s hand, or— Nope, because Eddie’s not even into that.
But then, it happens again.
Or, Steve keeps accidentally awakening Eddie’s new kinks.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,104
- Chapters:
- 5/8
- Comments:
- 1,629
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- 5,654
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- 1,424
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27 Jul 2023
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you got me running like a hurricane by anniebibananie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jul 2022
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Eddie is dead. Except... maybe only, like, half-dead? Steve doesn't really know if he should call him a ghost or not, but there's a chance to bring him back. Steve doesn't give a shit about the specifics—that's all that matters.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,687
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 241
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- 3,324
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- 820
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24 Jul 2022
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Steve is freaking out about the fact that Eddie Munson gave him a hand job his graduating year, and how he sort of returned it.
Things escalate.
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- Part 2 of High on You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,128
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 132
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- 4,871
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Bookmarked by neonisgone
12 Jun 2022