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  1. Rec 9

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    Neither of you knows why it happens, or how. Naturally, you both think you have gone crazy. Or that it’s a dream. That seems like the most likely explanation. But you don’t wake up. So you decide to just deal with it, the best you can.

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    Married Hollanov swap bodies.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Four months ago, when Shane Hollander agreed to tattoo a tramp stamp on Boston’s star center, Ilya Rozanov, he certainly wasn’t expecting to get an almost-boyfriend out of the ordeal.

    Good thing Ottawa is just a short drive.

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    “A guy,” his mother echoed, tilting her head. “Is he pretty?”

    “The prettiest,” Ilya said with a smile, the words coming easily now. He reached for her hand. It felt so small in his, a painful reminder of how young she had been. “Don’t go yet. I want you to meet him.”

    “Why?” she asked.

    And Ilya didn’t have an answer. Or maybe he had a hundred all at once.

    Because I love him. Because he loves me. Because you are the only two people I have ever felt safe with. Because he is Shane Hollander, and everyone should meet him.

    “Because he makes me happy,” was what came out of his mouth. “I want you to know I’m happy.”

    -- Ilya's mother finally speaks to him in his dreams.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ilya and Shane will always find each other, throughout time and continents.

    Or

    A reincarnation au where Hollanov falls in love again and again.

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    05 Jul 2026

  6. Rec 21

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    The Ottawa Tourism Board have a new ambassador. He’s a very famous hockey player. Is it Shane Hollander, you ask? No.

    It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    (Or, a transcript of the 2025 Visit Ottawa tourism campaign.)

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."

    Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"

    Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."

    Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."

    A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    "You are toying with me, standing behind the wall. So mean. Maybe I don't care about your clothes or the ad." He crossed his arms over his chest and Shane valiantly tried not to ogle his biceps. "What was it for? Knitting needles or something?"

    "You didn't like my outfit?" Shane stepped fully into the doorway and looked down at himself, pouting. "I thought it was alright."

    By the time Shane looked back up, Ilya had already crossed the room and fallen to his knees at Shane's feet.

    --

    Or, Shane does an ad for Peloton. Ilya, understandably, loses his mind.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is, maybe, perhaps, a little unhealthily obsessed with his cycling instructor, a man who does not know he exists. Or, Ilya corrects himself, he may know he exists—he is Ilya Rozanov, after all—but, the point still stands.

    Shane Hollander is a former college hockey player turned Peloton instructor with some very dedicated fans.

    Happy (early) Shane Hollander's birthday to all who celebrate! This story starts May 10, 2021.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Shane. It is Tim Hortons. All Canadians like Tim Hortons. Everyone knows this.”

    Shane wants to explain. How it used to be good, how it used to be affordable, how he used to like going there after hockey practises as a kid, but instead he just says, “That is propaganda.”

    Shane knows the coffee will be bad, the donuts will be wrong, and the order will be missing something. Ilya doesn’t care. He just wants to see what Tim Hortons is like.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.

    Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.

    They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”

    “Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.

    He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.

    “Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”

    “They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.

    (shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    20 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 54

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    Ilya smiled his crooked smile that always meant trouble, forgetting for a moment that Shane couldn't see him.

    "Talk to me in French."

    Shane huffed out a laugh. "I'm hanging up now."

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    OR: Two days after Ilya said Я тебя люблю in secret, he calls Shane again. He jokingly asks Shane to speak to him in sexy French... He never expects to hear Je t'aime.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Hollander says they want a little more, too. “We just want to live our lives the way we were never able to before. That's our main goal.”

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    shane hollander surprises just about everyone when he agrees to sit down for a short interview with rolling stone, finally discussing the parts of his life he rarely speaks about

    Ch.1: Shane's Interview
    Ch. 2: Twitter & Instagram afterwards

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    10 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 93

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    Ilya learns about Shane asking Hayden if he wanted to get him pregnant. Ilya hallucinates.

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    3 times Ilya had Shayden hallucinations, and 1 time Shane assures him that will never happen.

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    10 Jun 2026

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