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    Ilya Rozanov does not let a little bit of influenza get between him and a Boston-Montreal game. Shane Hollander (and also Cliff Marlow) think this is stupid as fuck. Featuring: some angsty fights, Cliff being confused af but supportive regardless, and surprise appearances by Yuna, David, and pneumonia!

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    05 Jun 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.

    A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?

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    31 May 2026

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    <3

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    31 May 2026

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    31 May 2026

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    Awwwww

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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

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    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    31 May 2026

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    Awwww right in the feels <3

  6. Public Bookmark 68

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    22 May 2026

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    Oooo right in the feels with these ones dear lord!

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    Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.

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    22 May 2026

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    Aww this was exactly what my heart needed rn

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    "That's right Tom, a car seems to have crashed into the downtown Ottawa business center, it lit up in seconds. But the tragedy isn't over yet, another car spinning out and crashing into the first one-"

    The words faded from Ilya's ears.

    Ottawa Business Center

    "Wait, isn't that where Shane and Hayden-"

    Ilya was out of the room before he could finish speaking.

    Or: Shane goes to help Hayden secure a brand deal. He didn't realize he'd be trying to survive a fire in the process.

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    16 May 2026

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    Shane was fourteen the first time a number felt like safety.

    The nutritionist worked out of an office in Kanata, framed certificates, a calm voice, laminated charts with columns. She explained it simply: fuel in, output required, timing of each. She said it was a starting point.

    Shane took notes in the margins the way he took notes on everything—completely, past what was required. Yuna had found the nutritionist herself, sat beside him, and took notes too.

    Like mother, like son.

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    Or: Shane’s system works until it doesn’t; Ilya notices first.

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    15 May 2026

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    Omg I loved the repeating motif it was used so well. And that fight was EXPLOSIVE I felt myself metaphorically hiding behind the kitchen counter.

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    Shane never got over what happened in that last season in Montreal. The first year in Ottawa was never supposed to break them like this. Neither of them know it's the last time they will argue like this. After a brutal loss and a worse fight, Shane vanishes-taken by the one person Ilya has spent years trying to ignore and forget. When the case ends in Ottawa River, everyone else accepts the inevitable.
    Every except Ilya. Because Shane has never been good at letting go. And Ilya has never been good at giving up on him.

    Shane disappears into the river-and Ilya is the only one who refuses to let him go.

    Everyone else believes Shane is dead; Ilya believes he's still fighting his way home.

    Complete.

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    09 May 2026

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  12. Public Bookmark 57

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    Ilya follows because someone says Shane needs him.

    That is all it takes.

    By the time Shane realises Ilya is gone, there is a gap in the camera footage, a dark van leaving the loading bay, and a message from Ilya’s phone that does not sound like Ilya at all.

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    Shane knows Ilya better than anyone. He knows his tells, his temper, his stupid jokes, the exact shape of his fear. None of that lets Shane save him from being abducted. This is not that kind of story.

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    09 May 2026

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    The Omegaverse series that I was bound to write eventually.

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  14. Public Bookmark 27

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    AU story, in which the events of the original Life is Strange happened only in Chloe's head.

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    19 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 70

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    It prickled along his skin, setting it aflame with sparks of energy, and it perpetually left his hackles raised when he could scent the savage's mere scent. A thrumming, throbbing presence like the headache of whiskey-days and hefty-punches, left bruised inside and out and yet feeling utterly placated. That's what the fight did to you. Burned out all the emotion, the feeling you couldn't grasp at with any turn of tongue. There was only fingers curled into claws, teeth bared and sharp, eyes blazing and snarls a coughing, staggering drumbeat to the hits meant to wound. Meant to pain. Meant to wrought the other with agony. To batter into some semblance of submission- ah, yes, that was one of the good parts. But, regardless of who came out with the least lost, you always came out better.

    But the coyote was a constant threat.

    Javier was a constant threat.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Did not think I’d like this as much as I did. Animalistic and feral. I think I get some new feelings with this one

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Only watched the movies, but I have the worlds fattest crush on prime Taylor lautner so sue me. Anyways I hated how it ended, Edward is such a terrible choice in my opinion. He treated her like actual shit and DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED on the romanticisation of coercive control. Gross. Anyways this fixes it so yay!

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    I grieved for my future self. Now that I felt this kind of relief flooding my body, my resolve cracked on the floor like glass, the pieces skidding under my own feet. I didn’t know how I would ever put it back together. But even more distressing, I didn’t know how I would be able to deny him. Our bond. That instinct within him and that had been growing in me infinitesimally each day I saw him, touched him, thought about him…

    Because even though Emily had said theirs was triggered by a single moment, I had had a growing suspicion, no matter how much I tried to deny it, that ours was different. Gradual.

    That, without even realizing it, I had stumbled into something I hadn’t meant to and was now caught in it. Like a web that fused to my own skin, indistinguishable.

    And, finally, that any more than one more weekend with him would kill me, if I ever became a vampire. Would kill us. Swifter and harder and more agonizing than death at the hands of the Volturi could ever be.

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    OR an Eclipse re-write with everything we love: slow burn, angst, fluff, smut, and a new take on imprinting that isn’t gross. The first few chapters pull heavily from Eclipse, but the writing after those is primarily all my own!

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    30 Jan 2026

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    no-nonce Jacob x bella. Cannot stand Edward in the movies. Also hate his trampy little sideburns. MovieBella is actually brain dead but this fixes it thank god

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    “Yes, thank you Dream,” Phil says, pulling out his sword, letting it hang loosely in his hand as Techno holds onto Tommy’s arm, tugging the teen even more, to the point where Tommy thinks he might bump into Techno. “However, as of now, Tommy is under the protection of the Antarctic Empire.”

    Dream shakes his head, laughing. “You can’t do that.” And as he walks forward to get closer, Phil points his sword right at Dream’s face.

    “Yes, we can.” Phil responds, and Dream takes a step back when the edge of Phil’s sword pokes against his mask.

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    (Techno and Phil decide to take Tommy from his mistreatment, and RUN)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Placed this brick about 7 years ago and just now found it lying in an overgrown field of tall grass and errant crickets

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Lowkey ooc for will but it’s good anyways. Sexy too. I don’t think I am capable of escaping the YouTuber yaoi so if you suspect a shapeshifter us replaced me ask me about my favourite gay men.

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    Maybe the worst part of having to share your body with another sentient and (allegedly) intelligent mind, she’d discovered, is that you share everything, even emotions. The worst thing about having Johnny Silverhand specifically in your mind is that the fucker never knows exactly what emotions he’s feeling, and usually denies feeling anything at all.


    Johnny has never been one to shy away from naming the elephant in the room, as much as V would prefer he didn’t. After all, she is forced to sort through the sordid details of his stupidly complex emotions without complaint, so the least he can do is not point out that she’s a sexual being just to piss her off.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Very hot. I am completely unashamed of the wank I had whole reading this. Scrolling with both hands cause I bought a new vibrator. Anyways if you know me irl you didn’t see this

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