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Oh Fuck Yeah I Get To Hunt Ghosts And They're Paying Me For This Shit Too by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2026
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Tenten walks into an interview at Daydream Inc knowing exactly what the job entails. It's pretty much a perfect match for her: she loves ghost stories, she loves beating the shit out of stuff, and she loves having enough money to fuel her gatcha addiction and weapon collecting habits. Her coworkers keep gritting their teeth and buckling down for the ride, only hoping that they survive long enough to earn a wish potion. Tenten thinks they need to chill out and smell the fucking roses.
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Gintoki's used to running into people who know more about him than he knows about them. It comes with amnesia, he figures. It's still nice to get a break from that shit traveling with his new companions: some plucky, heroic, RPG party on a quest to defeat the evil Tendoushuu who don't say anything annoying about "meeting again."
...what do you mean he's stuck in a timeloop now? He never wished for anything like this! He never even wanted to defeat anyone that badly! Oi, Tatsuma was the one cheating and making extra wishes at the tree, right? Why is poor Gin-san, who never even bothered messing with that kind of silly superstitious bullshit, the one who has to shoulder the consequences?
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"Oh my god," Kim Dokja says, hysterical in a way the fourth wall can't quite numb. "You killed Yoo Joonghyuk."
"No, no, no," Han Sooyoung says, equally panicked. "I am Yoo Joonghyuk."
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Nohara Rin's horrible no good very bad run at night in the dark in the rain with Kakashi
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If there's one thing Rin knows, it's that her heart hurts.
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han sooyoung: kim dokja: rpf is ok by normalcdf
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
24 Jun 2026
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"I am Kim Dokja," says Han Sooyoung from the cuck chair.
or: Jung Heewon and Lee Hyunsung like to spice things up in the bedroom by reading self-insert Demon King of Salvation RPF. Han Sooyoung thinks that the characterization they've gone with leaves a lot to be desired.
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miss me with the bullshit by normalcdf
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
21 Jun 2026
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Yoo Sangah wakes up in the past, at the beginning of her contract with Minosoft, and decides to give herself a more perfect set-up for the beginning of the apocalypse by befriending Kim Dokja with just a little more force. Maybe a lot. Either way, she hopes it'll be enough to keep the amount of sacrifices he makes through the scenarios at zero.
And then the past's version of Han Sooyoung enters the picture.
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"It's easiest to love things that are already dead."
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Kim Dokja turns away and stares determinedly at the wall. He puts his hand on his stuff and moves it around a little. And. Thinks about the upcoming scenarios. Thinks about the hidden pieces he needs to collect. Thinks about what he’s going to have for dinner. He does not get hard.
What did he do about this before the scenarios started…? Oh, that’s right, nothing. It’s always been like this. He can’t picture women because that would be disrespectful and he can’t picture men because he’s not gay, and he doesn’t know what else he’s supposed to think about when he does something like this. Hesitantly, he tries to imagine that stupid dress, and he thinks his dick twitches a little bit, but also he feels like throwing up, so he stops.
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The first time Rin tries to kill herself, she's fifteen. She throws herself off of the school roof and wakes up twelve hours later in intensive care. A decade later, she's living a perfect life, and she's ready to try again.
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Help! My best friend’s a fujoshi and she’s unknowingly shipping me with myself?! by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人气角色扮演中 | Roleplaying the Dark Horse Character - 白昼粥白
03 Apr 2026
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Cheng Yao ships the cold-faced but soft-hearted Li and the mysterious villain Heige from the manga Extreme Black and White- how could she not?! Two extremely attractive male gods- well, that’s pretty much all the justification she has so far, but what more could she possibly need? Li Li, her roommate, has always proofread her works, and she doesn’t see why that should change now, even if they’re a little more explicit than usual. There’s just one problem: Li Li is also a part-time transmigrator who happens to secretly be the person behind the masks of both Li and Heige, and she feels… some sort of way about the whole situation.
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In a world where people's wings are feathered by being loved, the only things poking out of Rin's back are bare and fleshy sticks, devoid of any indication of affection directed towards her. It's a strange and unfortunate condition, but not proof of a lack of love- how could it be, when there are so many people so infatuated with her?
Ha. That's what people say, to her face and behind her back. It really makes her sick.
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Gem has a couple of clones that she's allegedly keeping around for the sake of scientific discovery, but mostly uses as sex toys. Etho, visiting her base unannounced, falls asleep at a table in the laboratory. Neither of them can really be blamed for the misunderstanding that follows.
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if your revenge isn’t satisfying, it’s probably because you’re doing something wrong by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2026
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Proud Immortal Demon's Way was not a book with morals, but if it had been, they might have went something along the lines of this: Revenge will only leave you empty and unsatisfied. Just ask Luo Binghe, or Qiu Haitang- everything they did to Shen Qingqiu left them hollow, unfulfilled, thirsting for more and unable to ever get it. Even Liu Mingyan, who only wanted him dead for justice's sake, has not stopped grieving her brother. Justice is an empty thing. Nothing has been set right by Shen Qingqiu's death. No one is happier for it.
(No one asks Ning Yingying what she thinks about her revenge, or if she was satisfied by it, because no one has realized that she wanted revenge at all to begin with. But maybe that's for the better- she'd probably rate vengeance too high to fit in with that moral.)
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fucking until the sun burns out by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Ning Yingying grinds her foot into Liu Mingyan's stomach. "Luo Binghe thought about castrating Shizun. Taking a sword and cutting out his manhood. He never did it- I guess even he got squeamish sometimes. But don't you think you deserve to sit with the same uncertainty? Will I cut you open up into your womb? Won't I? Think about it."
Liu Mingyan holds back a groan. She wants that. It's only fair, after all. It's just fairness if Ning Yingying sticks her hand into her, splits her open, breaks her apart, ruins her in every way and then leaves her to bleed out, except- Ning Yingying doesn't want that. She'll do it, but she doesn't want it.
(this is just the murder torture sex that "we can fuck until the sun burns out" faded to black on.)
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we can fuck until the sun burns out by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Liu Mingyan discovers the truth about her brother’s death and attempts to set things right. Ning Yingying goes above and beyond to help her, which makes sense, because she has always known the truth about her shizun. But if that’s how things are, then why did she help kill him in the first place?
(The problem here is that Ning Yingying loves easily, but not completely.)
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A piece of God fell into the crack between worlds and then walked into a bar. by normalcdf
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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Kenadian wanders into Unstable Universe, which is notable and weird because it's the Ken from her channel and not the Ken from the SMP. That is to say: every version of Ken knows innately that freedom is desirable and completely achievable, because the tech at a player's hands will always outpace the tech inside a prison. And also alt accounts are only 30 dollars. Even locked in a cinematic on a train, neck-deep in lore and backstory and amnesia, she finds time to knock on the wall between worlds, to explain what she's doing to her audience, to make herself a little more real.
Every version of Ken except the one that was locked in Proton. She wasn't recording any videos.
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Tenten drags Neji into a night to remember- first, by freeing her from the seal that's kept her life under the control of her clan for almost as long as she can remember, and then, when things escalate, by showing her what pleasure can look like.
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Rin N.
Friday, December 3, 9:56 pmYeah there's something wrong with you on a fundamental level that makes all of us hate you and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying because they know you'll make a big fuss about it :) You're pretty much one of the worst people on the planet and the world would be better without you.
Genma S.
Friday, December 3, 9:58 pmThanks, Rin. I can always trust you to be honest.
Rin N.
Friday, December 3, 10:04 pmGenuinely do you guys even read my posts
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- Part 7 of rin week 2025
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perfect tempered instrument by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Liu Mingyan understands Ning Yingying better than anyone else. This is, all things considered, still not very much. It is enough to drag her closer, into Ning Yingying orbit, into Ning Yingying's arms, and into Ning Yingying's life, until Liu Mingyan has selfishly decided that she deserves to be there, and so it's only natural that she is there.
(By the time Liu Mingyan realizes that she wants Ning Yingying, it's already too late.)