normalzebra
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But Where Are The Splash Fights? by normalzebra for WickedWonder
Fandoms: Questionable Content
24 Dec 2009
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You really, really can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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The Blue Door and The Green Wood by normalzebra for juliet
Fandoms: Pamela Brown - Swish of the Curtain
21 Dec 2009
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"it's not luck that got us here – we've all worked jolly hard for this, you know." The last amateur performance of the Blue Doors in Fenchester.
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Lightning can strike twice.
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Who's snowing who?
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Even for an astrophysicist, stars aren't meant to be this close. (Written for the SGA_flashfic Darkness challenge, under amnesty.)
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in which Harry accidentally puts Severus Snape into a coma with the power of Snark, and Sirius Black must step up to fill the sudden staff vacancy... and Draco Malfoy is the only one who seems to have noticed (or cares) that the real Snape has gone missing.
((or: sirius impersonates snape & turns out to be a better potions teacher than snape ever was))Series
- Part 5 of harry potter & the ridiculous fix-its
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
29 Jun 2026
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The one where Snape is not who he’s supposed to be and Malfoy is losing his shit.
Not at all unrelatedly, Harry, Sirius and Remus are all having a great year, thanks.
Hilarious!
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
04 Jul 2026
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The one where Obi-Wan goes after Palpatine for entirely the wrong reason. Best laid plans, and all that.
(Comedy gold and an extremely badass fight scene.)
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R2-D2 Saves the Galaxy (Okay, so Obi-Wan helps a little) by kj_feybarn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Feb 2023
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R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.
Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.
Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.
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Everything is Deja Vu when Time Travel is involved by Panamic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
10 Apr 2021
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Anakin has a second chance at life.
He could use it to repair his relationships. He could use it to fix the galaxy. He could use it to balance the Force properly this time. He could use it to defeat the Sith.
Or... he could use it to screw with peoples' heads.
Fuck the Jedi. Fuck the Sith. Fuck the Mandal-actually, no. He likes the Mandalorians. They can stay. But fuck everyone else.Anakin shrugs. “I don’t want to be a protagonist.”
“What?”
“I don’t want to be a protagonist. Or an antagonist. I’ve been both of those, and neither were particularly fun. Too much drama. So this time, I’m just going to be a cryptid.”Series
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The Making of Mavericks by AppoApples
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
11 Jun 2021
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Master Obi-Wan Kenobi couldn't let her just walk out into the galaxy without a lifeline. With Commander Cody and Captain Rex at his side, Obi-Wan tries to give Ahsoka some well meant advice. But the Force was listening and decided these four souls needed to blaze a better path. With all that has happened to them, waking up twenty-five years in the past shouldn't be a big deal, right?