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    “Are you for fucking real Dynamight?!”

    ‘Red Riot’ –which was a stupid name for a villain if you asked Katsuki– grunted as rubble reigned down, crumbling concrete clinking off the back of his thick red brick of a head.

    “Oh, bite me!” Katsuki snapped back, teeth bared as he yanked desperately at a trapped gauntlet. He thrashed, grunting and panting to try and free his arm, “shitty ass fucking ARGHH–” he tossed his head back to bellow his anger, leg stuck god knows where and toes already threatening to go numb. They seemed to be mostly upright, though.

    “Sure, ‘cause throwing a tantrum right now is gonna solve everything,” Riot huffed, hardening fading away from half his face first as he bared his teeth in a strained grimace, “goddamn crybaby–”

    “Fuck you, shut up, fuck you!” Katsuki snapped over him, arching his back in an attempt to wriggle something, anything, free.

    “You fucked us both just fine, hero– will you stop wriggling on my dick?!”

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    28 May 2026

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    “You’re cheating,” Buck accuses.

    “I’m winning,” Eddie pants, looking far too smug.

    “I’m—” Buck tries to tug his arms free from Eddie’s hold to no avail. How is Eddie so damn strong? “I’m letting you.”

    “You’re letting me pin you down? Do you like getting your ass handed to you, Buck?”

    Heat floods Buck’s gut. He does like getting his ass handed to him. Or—no, well… he likes being pinned, or thrown against walls, or–or floors. But that’s different. That’s a sex thing. This is definitely not a sex thing. This is a bro thing. They’re bro-wrestling. Bro-housing. This is the most platonic thing Buck’s done in his entire life. He doesn’t know why he’s sweating.

    Channelling his inner carpet python, he gives a determined wriggle, but Eddie’s hands tighten around his wrists. The feeling sends a shock through Buck’s spinal column.

    Oh no.

    Eddie, breathless and beautiful above him, repeats, “Say uncle.”

    Breath stuttering out of him, Buck freezes.

    Use your head, Buck thinks. His dick twitches. Then, panicked, the big one.

    Or: Buck and Eddie wrestle over the remote. They forget the remote.

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    17 May 2026

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    “I mean,” Eddie backtracks hastily, “that I probably don’t—uh, that I don’t want a hook up. Just the single, uh, kiss. For research.”

    “Right,” Buck nods. “For research.”

    They turn back to the TV, sipping beers and spooning dessert, room quiet save for the telenovela playing. Buck, gun to his head, could not tell you who or what is on the screen right now. The brave, strong part of his brain has surrendered shamefully, white flag hoisted while the rest of his brain—stupid, stupid—hosts a skillfully imagined supercut of his best friend kissing men. It’s surprisingly new subject matter for him. What’s unsurprising is his distaste for every conjured scenario, discarding each indistinguishable stranger until the reel buffers on something more… familiar.

    “Well—”

    Eddie waits a patient minute for Buck to continue before asking, “Well, what?”

    “I just mean—if it’s just a kiss, right.” Buck pauses. “You could, uh. You could try it with me.”

     

    or, buck thinks kissing men and women feels pretty much the same. eddie’s not buying it. sometimes settling a bet requires kissing your best friend, a lot, for research

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    fighting, fucking, (and maybe loving? ooooh.)

    Shin gets a boner after a good fight and Noi finds out. what could possibly happen next!

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    15 May 2026

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    Geralt is not making a nest. Jaskier has noticed this. Geralt is in fact drinking a rather foul-smelling potion that sours the sweetness of his scent and muffles its otherwise obvious meaning.

    “Does that stop heat?” Jaskier asks curiously, absentmindedly tuning his lute as he speaks. He hadn’t thought anything could, but, well . . . witchers and their potions.

    “No,” Geralt says darkly.

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    22 Apr 2026