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    “Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.

    “Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”

    Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."

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    Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “—your birthday?” Karlach claps him on the back. “You never said, Fangs!”

    Had he said that out loud? No. But it seems the blasted tadpoles had other ideas.

    If the rest of camp hadn’t heard him in his mind, then Karlach made sure they did.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.

    Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.

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    23 May 2026

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    “You can still wear,” Ilya said, his voice coaxing now. “For me,” he preempted, when Shane opened his mouth. “We both wear.”

    Shane and Ilya roleplay sorority sisters. Wearing skirts.

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    23 May 2026

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    They shouldn’t—they’ll never hear the end of it from the team—but it’s all Shane can think about.

    He imagines what it would be like to look over at his husband while he strips out of his uniform, chest mottled purple and back lined with red. It would be gorgeous, Shane thinks, to see Ilya all scratched and bruised with marks made by his hands and mouth.

    Some fucked up part of Shane also wants to know how their teammates would react, and wonders if they’d be shocked at just how vicious he and Ilya can be with each other given the chance.

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    21 May 2026